| "Wax on wax off back hair...I'd like some wax on back hair please!" -Mike Brown "...Yeah! Erik's my chicken and you're my dumpling!" -Lauren, to Christine "Da da da da da da - ERIK!!!" -Lauren and Christine "Punish me, ground me, do something..!" -Kristin, to her mom, trying to get out of going to a Blue Rocks game "Yay!...DAMN!" -Kristin "My mom's a big ass girl..." -Kristin Christine: "Yeah, remember when you guys made me laugh when I had a soda & I couldn't breathe? I was like *makes disgusting gagging noise* *Lauren laughs, spills & spits some soda onto the floor, then runs to the sink to spit the rest out* "I love gas" -Erin, talking about her favorite part in Chemistry "It's an ART..the ass has to be JUST RIGHT.." -Kristin, at a Blue Rocks baseball game Erik: "The sign says 'NO OUTLET' " Lauren: "Well let's go anyway and see what happens.." *Christine at work* 1st guy to 2nd guy: "I hope the bill's not too big" *turns to Christine* "We're not paying in bills..." Christine: "O..k...your total is $4.78" 1st guy: "Aww man..those Certs did us in...I'm gonna have to use a bill.." 2nd guy: "No man, don't do it!" 1st guy: "I have to...I have no more change.." 2nd guy: "Man, she's got you whipped!" *1st guy hands Christine a dollar bill, than $4.00 in quarters* Online Convo with Lauren: Crispy: bite me Lauren: *bite* Crispy: ow! Lauren: *chews* *shallows* yum Crispy: ok...this has to stop... Lauren: more bite Crispy: *shallow*? Lauren: you forgot CHEW Christine: you said *shallow* Lauren: i'm not that barbaric lol oh oops Crispy: lol Lauren: damn i'm snooth UH Crispy: lol Lauren: i'll just die Crispy: you don't know how much i'm laughing right now... Lauren: sigh "Hee hee, my thieep's ass plays music!" -Lauren Survey: What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl? Erin: Two legs, not four Survey: How do you eat an Oreo? Tipping: Depends on how much fight the Oreo's got in it. I usually just twist its head off & indulge, but occasionally you get a spunky one that needs a little more...convincing Survey: birthdate? Tipping: (Body) 4-4-83 (Hare) dunno..I've sort of always been here (Dark) I was created somewhere in those 10 years of grade school pain & hell that Body went through (Kiddo) everyone has someone like me in them (Kink-e-Toy) I showed up in early adolesence when Body started to notice the opposite sex...anyone else couldn't be reached for comment Survey: What is your first son's name going to be? Tipping: dunno...save that question for later. I just hope I don't name him after something I'm reading at the time...hello, have you met my son, Quaker Oats Survey: first daughter? Tipping: same as before..and by the way, have you met my daughter, Lucky Charms? Survey: Important lessons you've learned Christine: "...go for the chicken platter!!!! if a street has a "no outlet" sign, don't think you can get through it *AHEM*... Survey: Do you like computers? Danielle: Yes my computer & I have mad passionate sex every nite! "i want you i need you oh babie oh babie" (note the sarcasm) Survey: What are the most important qualities in your mate? Kimmer: My mate? That sounds kind of weird, makes it sound like my only purpose in life is to produce offspring" Survey: Do you have any piercings? Erin: Yeah wanna see? *pulls up skirt* Oh wait, I'm sorry, how rude of me... *pulls down skirt* Survey: Describe one of your teachers in one word Erin: BITCH (there, I did ALL of them) Survey: Can you kick your leg over your head & hold it for at least 5 seconds? Erin: Yeah & I have a peg leg with a kickstand which I use in running marathons while eating chili & whistling "It's A Small World" |