Dale: "And it will sit there forever cuz I'm not getting it for you"
*after Dale tells Christine that he could make up to $300 a week if he gets this new job* "See, then you could afford that Easter basket - you could get it as a going-away present for me!!" -Christine
"$30 over?! That's soo greedy!!!" *giggles* -Dale
*over PA* "Brian Sweeney can you call three... *pauses when she sees Brian walking* two...nine..." -Robyn
it is hot as big sweaty nuts -Erin
Erin: and the assistant and he marveled over it
like it was the most amazing cracked tooth they'd ever seen
Kevin: im back
exult
Jeri: ...and laundry. all i ever do is laundry.
Crispy: that's cuz you have more clothes than god
"God doesn't wear clothes!!" -Lauren, when Steen tells her about above conversation
"Steen, you're just like a penguin - always flapping but never going anywhere!" -Lauren
proving my extreme whiteness...one airball at a time -Jeff's away message
*upon not looking forward to the arguing that will go on when class gets math test back*
"You should just bust out your headphones or something. Seriously." -Emily, to Christine
Dave (from physics): "You did something different with your hair. It looks good."
Christine: *surprised* "Wow, thanks. Normally guys don't notice stuff like that..."
Dave: "That's cuz I'm gay!....but no, I'm really not..."
*upon discussing how the repO man steals from the rich and gives to the poor* "The repO man's like Peter Pan!!" *proud grin* -Lauren (Robin Hood, sweetie, Robin Hood)
no, not an idiot...just no sense of direction
:) heehee -Brian, to Steen
"He looks like an elephant who knows it's done something wrong" -Kristin
"She said it like it was a natural thing - 'It's soda in a bowl' - DUH!!" -Kristin
*upon Brian needing to be overriden at the time clock; commonly referred to as "clocking out" or "punching out"*
"Robyn, would you punch Brian out - just don't hurt him" -Joan
Robyn: "Guess where I'm going after work...I'm going to church"
Christine: *clutches heart, gasps, staggers*
Robyn: *giggles* "Yeah...I know"
"The system is down!!" *pauses, then giggles, thinking of the Strongbad techno thing* -Christine, at work
Christine: "Why do I always get stuck behind the people going 25 when I'm running late for work?!"
Dominic: "I dunno, but I hate that. It's like they only press the gas pedal down so far and don't press it down anymore - like when they go up a hill. It's like, the gas pedal goes down more!!!"
*when the system is down yet again so stuff can't be rung up and baggers can't bag*
Melessia: "Danielle, what are you doing standing around?!"
Danielle: *duh look*
Christine: "Melessia, the system's down, she can't do anything!!"
Melessia: "Oh yeah...carry on..."
*whispers* "Man, they wanna know everything, like when we fart around here" -Sue, on how anal (no pun intended) Acme's gotten
Christine: "My car's bigger than yours"
Scott: "Mine?! Yeah right. What do you drive?"
Christine: "'86 Grand Marquis"
Scott: "Holy shit that has got to be the funniest sight ever cuz you're soooo little!!"
"Haha, I saw your away message last night about no one owning your ass and it made me laugh" -Chris, to Christine
"I gotta say, if I had to do it all over again I'd be Jeff Dombkowski" -God --from Jeff's profile (LOL)
Lauren: "I beat Dave!"
Steen: "Huh?"
Lauren: "The monkeys..."
*upon showing Steen a blister* "Look, it's shiny but it's not wet - wanna touch it?!" -Lauren
Christine: "You work tomorrow?"
Produce Brian: "Yup"
Christine: "So you'll grace us with your presence?"
Brian: "I'll grace you..."
Bagger Brian: "No, really, do you wanna know what my favorite kind of pie is?"
Christine: "What?"
Brian: "Poon-tang pie!!"
Christine: *disgusted look*
Brian: "Ha ha..and by the look on your face, I can tell you got it..."
Christine: "So how was church last weekend?"
Robyn: "I didn't go. I got home from work and I had a lot of homework, and I figured God wanted me to do that..."