MikeR: *sings* "Once, twice, three times a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!!" *turns to Christine* "You know you love my singing!"
Later...
MikeR: "Three times a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!...SHIT!! *struggles with mountain of cardboard boxes about to fall, and succeeds in stopping them* "That would have been bad!!"
*after they keep on calling Grey to the front, and Greg goes up cuz he thinks they mean him* "I told them to call me Georgio from now on!!" -Greg
Katie: "You're such an ASSHOLE!!" *fumes*
Christine: "What happened now?"
Katie: "This jerk has the NERVE to ask me if I got him anything for his birthday when he didn't get me anything for mine, which was like 4 months ago. I mean, when I said, 'What did you get me for my birthday' he says, 'Oh I smoked it - now where's my present?'" *fumes again*
Christine: "Oh...so when's your birthday?"
MikeR: "Tomorrow"
Christine: "Oh...happy birthday then"
Katie: *screams and walks away*
Chubby kid: "Do you have any free samples?"
Christine: "Um...do you want a piece of cantelope?"
Dave Ogle: *mutters* "He doesn't need any free samples...here, have a sample of SlimFast!!!!"
"Christine, is your name Joanne?" -Chuck (gotta LUV upper management...)
"Haha, they sent you out to get ice cream on YOUR birthday!!" -Katie, to MikeR
Christine: "So are you high, hungover, or both?"
MikeR: "All of the above!!"
"Honey, he was practically starting puberty when you were born, he's TOO OLD!!" -Robyn (um..unless puberty starts at age 8...)
Jackie: *goes up and down registers saying bye to everyone*
Christine: "Bye Jackie!"
Jackie: "Bye baby! *evil grin* Oh, someone tell Jen that Dale is coming in for Shane's shift. DALE is coming in at 4:15...put DALE down" *winkwinknudgenudge to Christine*
"Go outside the circle, Christine, OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE!" -Robyn
"...I don't care if it melts or not. Let the stupid ice cream stay out and melt for the stupid customers - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" -Dale (this is what Acme does to you after 2 1/2 years, heehee)
*as Robyn and Christine mourn the fact that hot-tattooed guy has not been in Acme for awhile*
"This sucks - I need some eye-candy!" -Christine
Christine: "How much do you looooove me? Well, wait, don't answer that..."
Dale: *giggles*
Christine: "If you want to make me a happy girl there's a Snoopy Easter basket in the seasonal aisle you could get meee..."
Dale: "Can't afford it, I work at Acme!"
Christine: "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?"
Dale: "After car insurance - which will leave me with, oh, NOTHING - I"ll get it for you"
*after someone jokingly tells Katie she should take happy, peppy Mike to prom and that they would make a cute couple*
*horrified* "Oh SHUT UP!! I can't believe you would say that to me - EWWWWWW!!" -Katie (you had to be there, I've never seen her look so disgusted!!)
Christine: "Sooo Katie tells me that you left her interesting messages on her cell phone last night"
MikeR: "I did?! Shit, I don't even remember...So what did I say?"
Kristin: "Hoist it up here"
Lauren: "Fly the rebel flag?!"
*as Lauren tears room apart in search of Kristin's cigarettes and lighter* "So you're quitting smoking, huh?" -Kristin
"Too much information parade!!" -Steen
*squeals* "It's a bread truck!!" *drives by Kristin, Lauren and Dave and yells out window* "IT'S A BREAD TRUCK!!" *as bread truck turns into Trabant* "Ooh! It's going to UD - WEEEE!!" -Brian
"So you know that really Italian guy who comes in here all the time? The one who smells like a hoagie?" -JoAnn
Christine: "...A PARROT?!"
JoAnn: "A parrot"
Christine: "She accused you of calling her a PARROT?!"
JoAnn: "Yeah...I mean, if I was gonna call her a name, which I didn't, but if I did, it would be something better than that!!"
Christine: "Wow, I can't believe I have to get another license in December"
Dale: "I don't have to get one for another 3 years"
Christine: *giggles* "Yougin"
Dale: "Haha, that means you'll die first"
Christine: "I HOPE SO!!"
*after customer requests paper in plastic*
Dale: "Did you hear that, bagger?"
Christine: "Yes, cashier - so give me some paper bags"
Dale: "You're slow today, bagger"
Christine: "And you're annoying today - oh wait, that's all the time!"