Christine: "Can't, alcohol makes me puke for weeks"
Shane: "Well you sure take the fun outta it!!!"
Happy, Peppy Mike: *over PA* "I need the key on 8 please, thank you very much!!"
Roger: "Thank you very much!!"
Christine: *mutters* "You're welcome very much!!"
"I'm pretty experienced, I've been bagging for about 3 or 4 months now..." -Ron
Danielle: *after hearing Christine thank a customer for bagging* "Hey, how come you never thank me for bagging"
Christine: "Well, you're not bagging for me! And no one ever thanks me for ringing them up - or taking their money..."
Danielle: *next order* "Thank you for ringing up this order"
Christine: "And thank you for bagging"
*this goes on for a bit, hee hee*
"I think I have a papercut on my ass!" -Kristin
Professor Reed (Bio prof): "So who can tell me a kind of organelle?"
Scott: *mutters* "Your mom"
from my art history book:
"To judge from the coin finds discovered in excavations and from coin hoards buried inside and outside Byzantium, the eleventh century seems to have seen a great increase in coin use."
no shit. -Kim's away message
"Oh no the repo man's gonna take my brainmeats! Lauren give me my helmet!" -Kristin
Steen: (to Kristin) "You're the repo man whore!"
Lauren: "So that's why the repo man takes all your stuff - as payment!!"
Christine: "I need caffeine...I'm definately falling asleep and I still have 70 more pages to read"
Sara: "70?!?!" *laughs hysterically* "...Yeah, me too"
*in physics*
Christine: *upon discussing professor* "WHY is he doing this?!"
Don: "Cuz he's a booger"
"So Kristin, is this where you learned about not having balls?" -Steen, to Kristin, while in the studio and the day before Kristin discussed how the teacher was telling the students to not have mushy balls in their paper mache mix
*grabs crotch* "Gay" -Lauren
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GREEZY NUTZ!!! (quotes from Brian from "Books Not Bombs" Day)
~"Good job, hippies"
~"Adam, you make me want to die" -Lauren
"Mission accomplished" -Adam
~"Hippies live in my sister's backyard" -Adam
~"Dude, do you know anything? Have you been living under a rock? Whoa...a rock...Iraq" -Brian
~"Hey, is this for any war in particular?" -Random Idiot (dontcha LUV how Brian phrases things?!)
~"Good work guys, real patriotic, why don't you go kill yourselves?" -(according to Brian): Random idiot who happened to have the cross of ashes on his forehead...that's real Christian of him. This guy came back over and proceeded to tell us that because we were anti-war for this war, then if we were alive for WWII we would have been telling Hitler to "turn up the ovens", i wish i had gotten this "christian's" name so i could firebomb his house --(dude, Brian, books NOT BOMBS day....but i know the feeling ;)
~"There goes my will to live...and my pants" -Kristin
~The Repo man is an Iraqi!" -Brian
~"I can't read because there are too many bombs!!!" -Kristin
~"Dude, extend it" -Kristin
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*while filling out job applications* "'Second languages' Spanish and French. 'Can you speak these fluently?' NO!!" Kim
*after Brian sees this girl and they talk and then after she leaves he's giggling, giddy and all red, trying to think of a way to explain how he knows her*
Steen: "Check?"
Brian: "CHECK!!" *laughs*
"Aww man, I just cut your heads off - this is sad too cuz I'm a photography major..." -guy from The Review who took our picture
*after Steen messes up "Ass and Titties" song AGAIN*
*sighs in exasperation* "It's ASS and TITTIES Steen...it's alphabetical!!!" -Lauren
Brian: "So you've never heard of 50 Cent?"
Christine: "No..."
Shane: "It's cuz I'm WHITE"
Brian: "Me too!!!"
"I could never go to an all-guys school - cuz everywhere I'd turn, I'd see a guy!!!" -Jimmy
*Happy, Peppy Mike is heard over PA*
MikeR: "Aw man, he's my BOY!!...He always pays special attention to me tho"
Christine: "Maybe he likes little boys"
MikeR: "Yeah, he's a pedophile"
MikeR: *drools, slobbers, and steals Heavenly Fruit Dip*
Christine: "So what does it taste like?"
MikeR: "Heavenly...it lives up to its name!"