Sara (Steen's roommate): "Wow, I'm glad I took a shower when I did. Cuz I'd be going down to the first floor saying, 'Hi. I'm using your bathroom'"
"This is weird. I'm actually thinking and concentrating today. Well, I mean, concentrating on my work. Usually my mind wanders or I'm in a daze and I just talk and talk and talk and don't shut up - kinda like I am now...I was doing good until now..." -Grey
"Next week, I'll be store manager...I just need a can of red spray paint to make my shirt red..." -Grey
Grey: *bosses Danielle around*
Christine: "You're not store manager YET, Grey! *to Danielle* He thinks he'll be store manager next week..."
Danielle: "RIGHT..."
"Man, I don't wanna ring you up...there's no one in my line! I'll ring you up, and then people will see that I'm here, and then someone else will come through my line!!!" -Dale, as he rings Christine up for her break
"Yeah, my one professor looks really tall but I went up to him to talk to him and he's only a few inches taller than me. And I'm like, this is great! He's short, I'm short - I could beat him up..." -Dale (he should talk, he's short for a guy!!..)
Christine: "So when did they change the packaging on the bread?"
Dale: *stares at bread* "I have no idea"
Christine: "C'mon, Dale, you didn't notice it?!"
Dale: "You're dumb"
Christine: "You're dumb; I'm the one who noticed it"
Dale: "Shut up"
(gotta luv the mature college students!!!!!)
"Aww, I'm gonna miss her...she was here when I came. I mean, sure she's too loud sometimes, and sometimes we yell at each other, but I'm gonna miss her!!" -Katie, talking about Jackie (she's leaving us!!!!!!!! :(
"Soooo do ya wanna be a part of the Breakfast Club?" -Christine, to Kathy, asking about a stupid cereal club Acme now has
Christine: "Man, this sucks, I want my car!! I hate being dropped off and picked up, I feel like a little kid..."
Dale: "Haha sucks for you!...Even though that was me last week because of the snow since my car is so low..."
Happy, Peppy Mike: *over PA* "I need the key on 7 for a coupon..."
Happy, Peppy Mike and Katie: *in unison* "Thank you very much!!!"
Jackie: "Michael, you ready to open yet?"
Happy, Peppy Mike: "Almost!"
Jackie: *throws Christine a disgusted look *starts leading customers to Happy, Peppy Mike's line*
*holds heart, staggers* "You're BACK!!!!!" -Brian, to Christine
"#$&*! It's like a fuckin...circus in here! A goddamned broadway show!" -Lauren
"Welcome to HELL!!!" -Robyn, running by Christine as she stands at the timeclock
Dale: "What can I say, they love me"
Christine: "Jackie loves me more!"
Dale: "My PopPop gives her food"
Christine: *sigh* "Fine, you win..."
"I feel so used..." -AJ
Kathy: *over PA* "Change on 2, please, change on 2"
JoAnn: "Kathy, was that you? You sounded like a hick..."
*as she rings up Christine's 10-pack of Snickers* "Wow, you're eating today!!" -Robyn
"Well, you better eat a sandwich then, cuz most of the kids will be bigger than you!" -customer to Christine, after she says she wants to be a teacher
"cause you know..dem donkeys don't be reading war and peace.." -Kristin (after over 24 hours without sleep)
Evan: "This is my gift to you."
Kim: "An empty hand?"
Evan: "NO! IT'S LOVE GODAMMIT!"
"It was 300 feet-kilometers" -Lauren
"I'd just grab the meat, stick it in her mouth, and tell her to bite it" -Dave
"The establishment has really bad acne" -Kristin
"I'd like a nut sammich, with an extra large side of GREEZY nutz, make that TWO extra large sides of greezy nuts, and one nut shake, soo creamy...OOO! and some special nut dippin sauce!" -Brian (as stated in Lauren's away message)
i am presently away from my computer box machine. leave me an instant email, and i will use my information superhighway to reply as soon as possible. -Kristin's away message
Christine: "I have 'White Lightning' by Def Leppard in my head"
Don: "Fucking? What did you say?"
Christine: "Why do you have sex on the brain, Don?"
Lauren: "So you shoulda said, 'Uh, I meant my friend BALE that does basketball!!!!'"
Kristin: "Bale?!"
Steen: "Bale?!"
Lauren: "Shuddup!!"