Blayze: "So did you guys make her drink a lot?"
Dave: "No"
Blayze: "Then you guys fail!!"
Dave: "...Well...it isn't Valentine's Day anymore..."
Lauren: "Technically it is cuz you haven't gone to sleep yet"
Dave: "So walk yourself over there and get a good fuck!"
Kristin: back already?
Brian: no
i'm still walking
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this is what i call Ode to Peef...(also...what too much liquor can do to you...) (all typos are (should) be in the original one...it adds to the "interestingness" of the piece lol)
peef is your god. you should worship him on a bi-daily basis. pay homage to the penis god. for he is all that is evil in the world...wait, on thta thought, you ought to kill him, since he's evil and devil-like. fuck him, hard, and up the ass with a steel spiked dildo with a barb on the end so i cant be pulled out without taking a huge chuck of anal meat with it.
anyway, you should worship peef. because he is smart and good. and superb. he rocks, and he is your lord and master. all other gods are fake and horny. fuck them all with a double barrel shotgun, stick it in the ass and open fire. FIRE FIRE FIRE...die muchterfucker, die, you stoopid flaming ugly ho-bitch. you should die.
and worship peef. hee rocks your socks and your cocks. fuck yeah! muther fucker!!!!
biotch.
part 2.
fuck peef, hes a goddamn asshole fuckin ass necrophiliac. fuck that shit ass mofo. hes gay. worship, Paul. the god of ass. the ass god if you will. he'll love you forever, then skull fck you in the ear until you die. then kiss him goodnight, cuz he likes that. DRINK BOOZE
-brian
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Kristin: well lauren's coming back here around 10ish
so if yanno, you wanna wait until then-ish i could probably hang out
going to spread some saturday night cheer...WITH A HAMMER -Kristin's away message
migrating across the snowy plains to pillage the dining hall -Jeff's away message
Brian: no, i'm not a freaking idtio
idiot
Steen: you tell no one of this or else i KILL YOU k? :)
Brian: so, i will go tell everyone, post it on the web and announce it on the radio
Steen: ok then..if you tell anyone i'll MAKE YOU LIVE FOREVER
:)
Brian: i'll tell no one
*upon praying for school to be cancelled*
Danielle: *kneels n prays*
Christine: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease god close skool...not just ANY skool tho...wilmington college...and ud newark campus
Danielle: lol u r sooo funny
Kevin: don't complain about 2 page papers
2 page papers are the essence of our society
without 2 page papers, thomas edison would never have invented gravity
Steen: *upon ordering food from CluckU and using Kristin's credit card*
Guy on phone: "And what's your name?"
Steen: *giggles* "Kristin Stephan"
Kristin: *starts snickering in the background*
*guy from CluckU having to call back TWICE for Kristin's card number* -nuff said
*sigh* "I asked him where they were parked and he said where it is illegal to park. And I'm like, 'That's the entire university!!!'" -Lauren (SOOOOO true!!)
Lauren: "Are you wearing any pants yet?"
Steen: "Yes I'm wearing pants!!"
"Brian!! Remember that I'm your SISTER! And there's this thing called too much information - commonly associated with Diane..." -Kristin
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" -Kristin and Steen, whenever it appeared that Brian was going to launch into a story about a past sexcapade
*after CluckU takes FOREVER to deliver, and Lauren, Kristin and Steen are hungry, Kristin and Steen use their telepathic powers!*
Kristin: "Chicken-CHICKEN! Chicken-CHICKEN!!"
Steen: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN!!!!!!"
*5 minutes later - PHONE RINGS!!*
Prof. Gorowara (math teacher): "So can anyone think of an everyday example for the word 'exactly'?"
Don: *mutters to us at table* "This class is EXACTLY my least favorite one"
Erin: "That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!"