Christine: *hopeful look* "Go to the mall?"
Casey: *sigh* "What do guys do in their spare time?"
Christine: *evil grin* "Can't say"
Casey: *rolls eyes* "What do SINGLE guys do in their spare time?"
Christine: *giggles* "Masturbate"
"One of these days, I'm gonna hafta force feed you!!!" -Blayze, to Christine
i think [he] might just suffer from a compulsive cock-sucking disorder -Jeff
Steen: "Yeah, I love the one that says, 'Are you an optimist?'"
Kristin: "Yeah - is the toilet half-full or half-empty?!"
i never looked at people's names when i was at kb
like 'oh your name is harvey assndrump'
ARE YOU A PROCTOLOGIST?! -Erin
Erin's away message: walking down main street in manayunk for an hour = Erinsicle =/ brrrrrrr!!
Steen: *giggles* maybe your piss just thawed out...THAT'S why it hit you so quickly!!!
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teeHEE...these are quotes i found from last semester...i lost the paper..til Kristin found it!!
"In its embrace, time slows to a crawl and we are allowed the unbridled feeling of being shut off from the cruel unyielding world. In that void that teeters on the edge between sleep and awareness we are trapped but yet strangely content. Such is economics, class of classes, paradox of paradoxes, hour and a half of hour and a halves" -Evan's away message
class, rhymes with ass, because it stinks like a fucking asshole -Blayze's away message
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"Yeah, it's so tough to walk ALL the way to your closet, ESPECIALLY since it's in your ROOM!" -Jeff
"Yeah, I knew it was him, I saw the nose and the jacket..." -Jeff
"So do ya wanna do something tomorrow? Is that the day I get back?" -Diane
"I did crack. And it hurts." -Lauren
"FUCK! I need my ass to rape..." -Lauren
"Do you know where history teachers go? They swim...and then DIE! Fim...and DIE!!!" -Lauren (this went on for, oh...HOURS!) lol...
Crispy: i'm still short!
Erik: me too!
what do i look like? the computer pope? -Kevin
feeding tummy -Blayze's away message
"I need to get my ass pierced!" -Lauren
Blayze: (to Christine) "If you don't stop I'm gonna carry you into the boys' bathroom and throw you into the shower!"
Jeff: "HA! Then you'd have to walk all the way back to Rodney soaking wet! And it's cold, so you'd get pnemonia...That's one hell of a prank..."
Blayze: "Now if only it weren't a Mercury..."
Jeff: "Why are you hatin on her car?!"
Blayze: "I'm not hatin...I'm just not lovin"
Steen: no really, Kevin, PLEASE tell me where babies come from?!
Kevin: well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
or are really drunk...
they do it
the end
Lauren: "So look for it on eBay!"
Steen: "No! I don't wanna, I don't wanna..."
Kristin: "Pay for it?!!?
Steen: "EXACTLY!!!"
"No, I have the definition of blueballs in just 4 words - finish what you started. ...If you want me to elaborate, the rest of it is 'or else I'll kill you'" -Brian
Lauren: *after making Plans A, B, and 3* "Ok, so this is..."
Steen: "Plan Roman numeral 4?"
Lauren: "Funny you should say that, cuz I was just about to do that..." *makes it "Plan IV"*
*while on phone with Brian in diner* *diner goes silent* "YOU'RE NAKED AREN'T YOU?!?!" -Kristin
Watchin the Super Bowl!!! Go...um...go...oh fuck these two teams...GO EAGLES!!!! -Kelly Raymond's away message
"Guess what, guys?! It's gonna be 40 degrees at the end of the week - WHOOOO!!! *sigh* I never thought it would come to this..." -Rachel (and she HATES the cold...)
Rachel: *walks into bathroom, says to Christine* "Well, are ya ready to learn about ROCKS?! I know I am!!!" *rolls eyes*
Eva: "Rachel, you are getting WAY too excited over rocks..."
i'll tell ya, class just seemed to fly by today
so i went out and bought a belt -Jeff