study like the wind
er uh
read like the reader thingy
;) -Megan
*while on 3-way calling*
Kristin: "Yeah, she forgot your number"
Steen: "WHAT?!"
Lauren: "I was in a rush and I dialed my dorm number instead, and then I heard my voice on the answering machine and I got confused..."
"I swear, they need a 12-step program for this water!" -Kristin
Lauren: "I drank almost all of the water....there's a little left on the bottom..."
Kristin: *grabs bottle, beats bottom of it, slurps last drops, then beats it again in hopes of getting more*
*to the tune of 'Who Let the Dogs Out'* "Who let the balls out?!" -Steen
Kristin: "Wow, you have a song for EVERYTHING"
Steen: "I know - I'm the human jukebox!!"
jogging...or as we say in spanish: jogging -Jeff's away message
*upon talking about UD* "Where's Memorial?" -Lauren
"Please my butt!!" -Lauren
Fuck you AIM and your pussy AOL bitch too -Blayze's away message
As stated in Erin's profile:
Bill: we're having a nice little threesome in here
Erin: yeah we are
!!
wooooo stick it in the butt like heyyyyyy
Lauren: "Why are you always so defensive?"
Brian: "I'm not defensive"
*turns around, squeals* "She's SMILING!!!" -Kristin, about Steen, as she and Lauren are singing, dancing, etc to "Tearing Up My Heart" in the frontseat
"RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!" -Lauren, Kristin and Steen
*after Steen and Kristin try to telepathically will someone to call*
Steen: "Hey...my ears are ringing!"
Lauren: "Those aren't supposed to be ringing!"
Steen: "Yeah...I know...WRONG NUMBER!!!!!"
upon studying, i realized i smelled...showering! -Jeff's away message
"...His is the only one with the bars on the window...they put him in a cage..." -Kristin
Lauren: "Kristin, do you want any Pediolyte?"
Kristin: *duh look* "I'm not puking!"
Kristin: *after getting her eyebrows waxed* "Monter"
Steen and Lauren: "Huh?"
Kristin: "I look like a scary monster!"
"Man! It's not fair! - I used to hide behind those!" -Kristin
Steen: "Guys...get me a soda machine for my room...Lauren will you get me one?...Kristin will you get me one?"
Kristin: "Get a sponser"
*upon listening to a rap song in the diner and impressed by the bass of the jukebox* "Next time a car drives by we should do this" *does the one hand on steering wheel thing* -Brian
Kristin: "Are you left-handed when it comes to that?"
Brian: "I am abi-DEX-trous!"
Kristin: "WHY are we talking about this?!"
Lauren: "I dunno, but Steen started it by talking about Mr. Happy!"
"Everyone be quiet...Steen. Guys, be totally silent!...Steen" -Lauren, programming the voice-activation thing on her cell phone, but totally confusing Kristin and Steen
Brian: *after just saying this for about, oh, i dunno, a big long time* "So do ya wanna know why I bought the tape?"
Lauren: "Well, gee, Brian, why?"
Brian: "It got me laid - and it was only 5 bucks!"
aww, you should call in to a radio station and tell them your problems, they can give you some advice and a song. lol
-Dale
Christine: you're a guy (i think...lol) why are you guys so stupid and unpredictable?!
Dale: nope
Christine: you're not a guy?!
Dale: yes i am
not stupid and unpredictable
Christine: lol you said you weren't a guy
Dale: no!
well then in honor of you not having had perogies, perogies it is
(the above statement was not based in any way on the fact that i just realized i am out of popcorn) -Jeff