Christine: "Yeah. Class of '97. You?"
Danielle: "Class of 2000."
Christine: "Yeah - I'm 20."
Dale: "Woah...20"
Christine: "Well, I just turned 20" *turns to Dale* "Yeah, on my birthday that you forgot!!!!!"
"Well, junior, you were wrong..." -Christine, to Dale
Jackie: "Well, if I ever marry Donavan McNabb Ms. Ann said she'd be my matron of honor, didn't you Ms. Ann?"
Ann: "IF that ever happens I'd be the first one there!!!"
"Hmmm...sounds like Thanksgiving to me" -Dale, to Christine, when she told him about having leftover turkey
*hear random sneeze*
Dale: "What time is it?"
Christine: "6:15"
Dale: "Oh. That was weird - that sneeze sounded like my dad's sneeze!!"
Christine: "Yeah, I bet she wished she had some outsider exterminator spray..."
Diane: "Outsider spray?!?!"
"Have a happy...New Year's... - man, I was just gonna tell that customer to have a Happy Thanksgiving..." -Katie
"Wow, you saved $2.52 today - smart shopping!!" -Katie, to Melessia
"What-the-FUCK?!?" -Ron, while unloading the Produce load
Robyn: *walks by carrying 2 honeydew*
Christine: *giggles* "Nice melons"
Robyn: *laughs* "HA! I wish..."
*after they both had worked later on New Year's Day and were back at 9 am the next day*
"Weren't we just here?" -Melessia, to Christine
"after 2 weeks of being home, i finally got around to hangin' the punching bag again....so i'm beating the crap out of it!!!!!
Dude, i'm gonna feel so hardcore when i move back into the dorms, first person i see i'm just gonna punch in the face!
P.S. I'm not tough" -Jeff's away message
"Does she have big...y'know...?" -Dale
Jackie: "Listen to this!! Saturday and Sunday all employees can wear their favorite team jersey, but NO JEANS. Get that guys? Eagles shirts but NO JEANS. NO JEANS...any questions?"
Ed: "...So we CAN wear jeans tomorrow?"
Jackie: "Which part didn't you understand, the 'N' or the 'O'?!"
Michelle: *says something to Christine*
Christine: "Huh? What did she say, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "She wants a PICK-UP. As in MON-EY."
"If you're on the front end, you're wearing an Eagles shirt - NO OTHER TEAMS! We be representin the Eagles --- I be representin Donavan McNabb!!!!" -Jackie
"My 21st birthday is this week - but then it's all over - you have nothing to live for after you turn 21..." -Angie
"Ok, y'know what, doing these clean-ups wasn't in the job description - it said BAGGER, so I thought I'd BAG..." -Angie
well ain't that a freaky box o' horse balls! -Jeff
aww well just send her some luff. i
hmm...the phantom i -Kristin
*stands at window* "Bye train!" *waves* -Brian, being a smartass in Steen's dorm
Steen: "Omigod, you have a full tank of gas?!"
Kristin: "Y'know..."
"I don't have enough to have bling, i have ing" -Kristin, while playing the game of Life
you know what sucks about getting mugged at gunpoint?
well besides the annoyance and inconvenience
i really coulda used that 6 bucks -Blayze
"I can eat out Christine!!" -Mike
"I'm not sharing my EasyMac packet with you!" -Erin, to Lauren
"HEY DON'T PUT MY CHEESE BACK!!!" -Lauren
"Alright! I got laid AND paid!!!" -Steen, while playing the game of Life
Jeff: *grabs Christine's cell phone* "Is that a hologram?"
Christine: "Yeah"
Jeff: "That's so stupid!...I mean, it's cool!" *thumbs up sign* (you can tell you're someone's friend when they tell ya what they think, lol :) )
"...If you must complain, complain to your dog. Don't have one? Get one. Allergic? Get an apple and a Sharpie, draw a face on the apple, and complain to it..." -excerpt from Blayze's profile
Kristin: "Did you get your hair cut?"
Brian: "No, it fell off"
*upon talking about using public restrooms* "Do you hover?" -Erin, to Steen