Ryan: "I think you should tell Jackie it's Christine's birthday so she'll announce it"
Christine: "NO!!!"
Ryan: "Do it, Dale"
Christine: "Aw, come on..."
Dale: "Ok, then, you'll have to suck up to me and Ryan for the next few minutes and I won't do it"
Christine: *looks Dale straight in the eye* "I'd rather DIE"
"20 huh?" *starts punching Christine 20 times, then stops* "I can't do it anymore, my arm's too tired!" -Jimmy
Brian: "Ok, we're gonna punch her 60 times..."
Christine: "60?! I'm not 60!!"
Brian: "20 from each of us" *points to himself, Chris and CJ* "And then we'll have to punch you some more for good luck"
*as Brian and CJ stomp on pictures of Brian's ex-girlfriend*
Nancy: *walks out of store* "WHAT are you doing?!"
Brian: "Getting carts"
Nancy: "Yeah...I see that..."
*on Christmas presents* (online)
Steen: it was cheap!!!!!
i mean...
i thought you'd like it!!!!!!!!
Lauren: LOL!!!!!!!!!
Important Events in History:-December 17, 2002- The new past time of "does it stick?" is invented. (Preliminary testing of Pathmark cake, an ice cream sundae, Snack Pack pudding, Suave shampoo, and Colgate toothpaste show positive results. And prior to popular belief a Kurt Cobain poster does stick (when placed ontop of previous test items). While Bush's baked beans, Campbell's chunky soup, a glass cologne bottle, peanuts with cologne, fries on shampoo, Kool-Aid, a Swiss Miss hot chocolate box, wet Herrs' potato chips, a ceramic statue of a robotic dog humping a boys leg [from The Family Dollar], and a Jesus statue [also from The Family Dollar] prove to be no match for gravity. To the companies whose products were successful, congratulations on a job well done. To other companies, you failed to amuse college students who enjoy throwing products at a brick wall and hoping they stick. For that YOU SUCK) -Chris's profile
*as he bags for Christine* *makes clucking noise* "Stop it!!!!" *smacks package of raw chicken* "I think it's still alive..." -MikeR
"Get off my pussy!!!" -Erin, in reference to her HelloKitty doll
*after Christine screws something up and needs Melessia*
*sighs, shakes head* "Gotta love those new cashiers who have been here for 2 years" -MikeR
Sheri: *to Christine* "I'm in for your break"
MikeR: "YAY!!!!"
Christine: "HEY!!!!" *pouts*
MikeR: "No, no...I didn't mean for that to be mean..." *sighs* "I've only been up for an hour and it's a bad day already..."
Dale: "And what time do you leave today?"
Christine: *sigh* "7"
Dale: "HA!!!....And what time did you say you come in tomorrow?"
Christine: *bigger sigh* "10"
Dale: "Oh really?!" *evil grin/laugh* "And I'll be"
Christine and Dale: "SLEEPING!!!!"
Chris: *upon talking about his girlfriend* "...Ok, so she was drunk and they fooled around. But he got pissed off, cuz she was screaming MY name" *leaves because he was being called to a register*
Nick: "That was WAY too much information..."
Christine: "I was gonna say the same thing..."
Nina: "Heh, not me, I shit like 8 times a day!"
Nick: "Too much information!!!!"
Christine: "Ok, Mike. It's Christmas. I don't hate you anymore. You're forgiven."
MikeR: "All RIGHT!!! I love it when women forgive me!!"
Melessia: "That's cuz you're a dog"
"Yeah, I got lights to put underneath it, but I need to find someone who can do it for cheap, cuz, well, the car has to be lifted up, and I'm no good at that...and I don't know much about the wires..." -Dale
"She was wet like the rain..." -Shane
"Aw, dude, I could NEVER work in salad bar, cuz then I'd eat all the fruit, and then I'd turn into - nevermind..." -Grey
*walks by, sees Dale in salad bar with Christine, stops, yells* "Oh, you 2, stop flirting already!!!!" -Rob
Robyn: *over PA, cuz she was leaving and Melessia was on break* "Bye Melessia!!!"
*a few minutes later*
Melessia: *over PA* "Goodbye Robyn"
*upon Steen's feet being in Brian's lap* "What's in your pocket?" -Steen
Dale: *sing-song voice* "Green Bay all the way!!"
Christine: *same sing-song voice* "Green Bay Dale is gay!!"
Dale: *dissing the Eagles to Christine and glorifying Green Bay*
Customer: "Hey...that's not very nice...why don't you move to Green Bay then?!"