| Phone convo: Kristin: "Lauren, darling, what are you doing? *pause* YOU'RE EATING MY DOG?!!?" Christine: "What did you say? I thought you said she was eating your dog.." Kristin: "I did" Christine: "Oh..." Online convo: Lauren: "Christine loves chicken" Erik: "Don't we all" "Big Gay Al is my idol..cept I'm not big, I'm not gay, and my name's not Al...now I'm idoless!" -Katie V, while talking to her late at night online "It's male, female, then Erik" -Kristin "I'm Italian so I talk with my hands.." -Christine, while waving her hands wildly in Lauren's face "I'm turning in my wings because I don't wanna be phone fairy anymore" -Christine "And the blood will be screaming down your ear.." -Lauren Lauren: "We like the sound of your voice but we just don't like to hear you talk, so just make some random grunts or something.." Erik: "Eeep...eeep...eeep...MARK!" "Fuck..BRAKE!" then "Brake...FUCK!" -Lauren "I'm wearing white underwear today" *proud grin* -Lauren "..And bunnies don't piss people off by barking loudly in the middle of the night..." -Lauren "Yeah, I'd like a side salad with my salad" -Lauren "500 free hours...that's almost 2 whole days!" -Mike Brown "What kind of generator?" -Lauren, to Erik "I funno" -Erik's typo online Lauren: "C'mon, Christine...we all know you like to leave presents" Christine: "It's not mine!" *Erik is totally confused* Lauren: "Well it's not mine" Christine: "It's not mine" Lauren: "I don't use them" Christine: "Me either" Lauren: "Christine, if you need some I do have some" Christine: "I don't need it!" Lauren: "You didn't have to leave that one on my bed" Christine: "It's not mine! Mine have WINGS!!!!" *Erik realizes what we are talking about and turns red* *sitting in the car in the Concord Mall parking lot* Lauren: "Let's walk around the parking lot." Christine: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Lauren: "I meant all 3 of us..." Erik: *whine!!!* Lauren: "Dyslexic am I." Christine: "Me too...or too me." Lauren: *squishes air-filled plastic bag* "It feels like a uterus.." Crispy: "Hey...how would you know?!?" Later... Lauren: "This is for you!" *throws air-filled plastic bag at Crispy* Crispy: "I don't want your uterus!!!" *swat swat* "Wow, I've never seen balls that big.." -Erin, in a sporting goods store Christine: "Diane, your turtle's on the other side of your shirt" Diane: "Maybe it's walking *makes fingers 'walk'* across the front. Huh? Did you ever think of that??.." Lauren: "So now Dan is going around telling people that he's my man.." *collective gasp in unison from Diane and Erin* Christine: "Nice stop" Lauren: "Omigod, there was a STOP sign there?!?" "Well, just sit there til ya feel something" -Diane, to Christine, insisting that a couch in Boscov's vibrated Diane: "I'm telling you, it's vibrating!" Christine: "Diane, your ass is the only thing that's vibrating!" *Diane squats* "I...STUCK!" "I miss my chicken..." -Lauren ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer's Webpage: "Speaking of things smiling at you, there was a happy mess of roadkill on 95 this morning" -Lauren Diane: "I need something uplifting" Erin: "Try WonderBra" Erin: "You made them furry" Katie V: "Dingo has furry balls!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lauren: "My mom says you look Polish" Christine: *pauses* "Great. So she thinks I'm stupid-looking!" |
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