Christine: "Some people build snowmen. People at UD built a snowdick. Balls and everything."
Dale: *gasps, then starts laughing*
*as Dale snatches Christine's pictures to look at them*
Christine: "There's pictures of us playing in the snow...sorry I didn't get any pictures of the snowdick though"
Dale: *rummages through Christine's Acme bag after looking at her pictures and finds her lock de-icer* "Car problems?"
Christine: "Lock de-icer. In case my car freezes shut tonight. And y'know, it's a good thing that's not my purse, cuz you'd be sorry!!!"
*after "high class" new Acme bag breaks*
Christine: "Y'know...it's sad when a bag breaks when you just put bread in it"
Ann: "That IS sad"
*after Christine tells Dale that the new bags suck, and he tells her it sounds like a personal problem*
*Later...*
Dale: "These bags do suck"
Christine: "What did you say?"
Customer: "He said that these bags do SUCK!"
Christine: "Don't do anything illegal" *evil grin*
Dale: "I won't, I'm just gonna go out driving on the ice"
Christine: "DON'T DIE!!!!"
Dale: *laughs*
Christine: "What did you do to your head?"
Dale: "Is there something there?"
Christine: "Yeah...a scratch..."
Katie: "Maybe you sit it while...yeah, that's good Katie! I was gonna say maybe you hit it while you were sleeping"
Christine: "Well, at least you didn't say maybe you sit it while you were heeping - EW! That sounds DIRTY!!!"
Katie: *as Christine is driving* "Just run that bitch over - we wouldn't get in trouble, they can't see our Acme uniforms"
Christine: "They can see yours; you're not wearing a jacket"
Katie: "What are you talking about, this is my favorite shirt!! I wear it all the time!!!"
Christine: "It's my Halloween costume!!"
Katie: *laughs*
Christine: "'Cept it isn't funny cuz we actually work there..."
"I'm really bad with giving directions; just reach over and slap me. I always assume that everyone knows where I live cuz I do..." -Katie, to Christine
"Bravo!" -Gary, over PA, after Jackie just made an announcement about all the great sales over the PA
Jackie: *as she hands Football Fever (stupid contest) cards to the cashiers to give to customers* "65 cents, baby. Don't let me forget."
Katie: "These cards are 65 cents?!"
Jackie: "No. It's between Christine and Jackie"
Christine: "YES Katie. You have to pay 65 cents for EACH card!"
*upon seeing Christine's (kidsmeal) TV dinner*
Melessia: "Girl, what is it with you and those dinners? Don't you ever eat REAL food?!"
Dale and Katie: "Hey, that stuff's good!!"
Melessia: "Dale, why don't you go on your break"
Dale: *despite the fact that he just came back from break* "Ok!!"
*Melessia walks away*
Christine: *starts beating Dale with TV dinner* "You already had your break!! I hate you! It's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!" *continues beating him*
Katie: *laughs hysterically*
Christine and Katie: *blow kisses to Jimmy as they drive away*
Jimmy: *glares at us*
Katie: "He hates it when I do that"
Christine: "You think?!
"Baby, you're not feeling too well? And Ed, you're sick too? That does it, I'm making y'all tea - y'all ain't gonna call out on me!!!!!" -Jackie
oh no, it's the REVENGE OF THE LATE-NIGHT-SHAVING-IN-ORDER-TO-AVOID-HOMEWORK!!! -Jeff's away message
"...That's why I buy all my books used. And it's great, cuz in my English book the person before me wrote the answers in. So one day the teacher's asking questions, and I hadn't read it. And she calls on me, and I gave her the right answer. And she said something about me reading it, and I said no, the guy before me wrote the answers in. And she told me not to always rely on those answers, and I said, 'Well, he's been right so far!'" -Dale
doing work, so fuck off -Chris's away message
did you know...when your cat rubs against your leg, that's his way of saying "I consider you a member of my family". And when your cat is licking his butt, that's his way of saying "Damn my butt tastes good." -Kristin's away message
"he thinks you think he's weird
"and you think he thinks you're weird"
"It's just so cute!!!" -Erin, about Kevin (her boyfriend, mind you..) and Steen
"My notes are good! Asshole..." -Tracy, to Stacy (as heard from next door)
Grey: "Ooh, can I go out and do carts too?"
Melessia: "No, you're fine, I have those 2 doing carts"
Grey: "Aw, come on - when the 3 of us combine - "
Christine: "-Nothing gets done"
Grey: "Yeah...HEY! Shh!...You're supposed to be on MY side..."