Christine: "If I don't see you, have a happy thanksgiving and have fun with Stef"
Chris: "You too - not having fun with Stef tho"
"...Yeah, so Ryan asked me if you were really coming to work today. And I'm like 'I don't know!! I don't have a little Dale tracking device!!!'" -Christine (and Dale thought this was pretty funny..)
Christine: "..So guess where I coulda gone Thursday night? A male strip club. But I couldn't go, cuz I had to do a math project with my math group."
Dale: "That math project better have been worth it!!!"
"Aw, I love this song! I haven't heard it in so song - long" -Diane
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THANKSGIVING AT WORK (oh baby...)
*as Shane bugs Melessia as he, she, Dominic, AJ and Christine all wait to clock in*
"Don't talk to me til 1:01. Cuz I don't have to listen to you until then" -Melessia
"WHAT?! EW! ICK! *shudders* She's SO UGLY!!" -Danielle (just trust me, it was funny)
*gasp* You go to UD?! Christine, if you ever turn into one of those stupid sorority sluts we're all gonna have to hurt you" -Michelle
Christine: *sighs* "C'mon, Rob, turn your light on. The lines are long!"
Rob: "When your shirt turns red, I'll listen to you"
Melessia: "Rob, turn your light on"
Christine: "HA! The lady in red told you to turn your light on!!"
*someone from the produce backroom calls Christine's register phone then hangs up*
*later, to Chris and Shane*
"Ok, which one of you jokers called my phone and hung up?!" -Christine
Shane: *mindless babble in Christine's ear*
AJ: "He thinks he's a porn star and gets all the women"
Christine: "HA!" In his dreams!!"
Shane: "And my dreams come true"
"Ooh, let's go over there and throw a cart in the ravine!! There's a liquor store one just sitting there!!!" -AJ, when he, Shane and Christine were supposed to be getting carts (yes, I got carts...)
*Shane pushes cart...right into curb*
Shane: "OW!!"
Christine: "THAT had to hurt"
Shane: "It just jumped right out at me - it came out of nowhere"
"How come I can't get you to go 'WHOO!!'? Danielle and Robyn do it" -Shane, to Christine
*after store is closed and we are waiting for Michelle to buy stuff*
"Andale, MIchelle, andale!!" -Melessia, over PA
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"NO! To the RIGHT of the median! The RIGHT!!" -Kimmer, as Diane was turning into an unfamiliar Wawa
Diane: *backs van out* "Ok, you have to tell me how close I am to that car"
Crispy: "Keep going, you have a little room"
Diane: *kinda floors it*
Crispy: "STOP!! I said you had a little room, not the length of a football field!!!"
Diane: *pulls money out of back pocket*
Kimmer: "Did you just pull that out of your underwear?!"
Diane: "No!" *shows back pocket*
Christine: "Hee hee, if she did, it would be like, 'Smells like crack...'"
*MikeR comes into work*
Jackie: "There you are! You late! I was getting worried! Call next time!"
MikeR: "Ok...but I was sleeping"
"You still owe me a 'WHOO!!'" -Shane, to Christine
*over PA* "Jimmy call three-two - nevermind..." -Robyn
"You have connections, pray that I get a good grade on my math final!" -Steen, to Dab
Nikki: "I think I'll have some chicken, I need some meat in me"
Brian and Christine: *start laughing*
Diane: *giggles* "You shouldn't have said that, they take it the wrong way..."
*looks down, sees Christine isn't wearing khakis* "You're not working today?" -Dale
"Hey, I was playing with Christine's stuff!!" -Chris, to Shane
Shane: "I got a peanut - no...wait..."
Christine: *laughs* "I'm sure you do!!"
"Hey, Christine, look at my nutsack!!" *waves empty burlap bag that used to contain nuts* -Greg
Robyn: "Y'know, I haven't seen hot tattoed guy - maybe he shops at Genaurdi's!!"
Christine: *cries*
*upon Christine IMing Blayze and asking him when the univeristy is closed if meetings are cancelled*
"yes, that's right"
"and yes, the dining halls are still open" -Blayze, knowing Christine too well