Christine: *sighs* "So you're gonna be one of THOSE!"
"...I think cows can play basketball" -Kimmer, in CluckU, and examining the picture of the chicken and the dogs playing basketball, and thinking the chicken should be playing against cows
"But think about it. The chicken is beating the dogs in the picture. But we're eating the chicken" -Kimmer
"...Wow, I wanted to say that you would be 'trim and fit' but what came out was 'fim and tit'...and you already HAVE tits..." -Steen, to Diane
*after going through a price check and EVERYTHING* "And you still saved nothing today. Have a good day!" -Dale (Y'know, one of these days he's gonna piss a customer off, hee hee...)
Christine: *sighs, shows Dale SuperG card* "I'm a traitor"
Dale: *sighs* "You should be STONED!!"
"Oh, dating a drug dealer wouldn't be that bad! They don't do their own stuff! Just never be with him when he has the stuff on him - that would be bad. And if he ever gets caught, he'll spend some time in jail, ya visit him, y'know..." -Kimmer
Christine: (to Charles) "What?! You changed your room around too?! You guys are worse than girls!"
Chris and Charles: *offended* "We're not like girls!!"
Christine: "Fine! You guys are MEN and like to move furniture!"
Chris and Charles: *grunt* "Yeah, we're MEN! Move furniture!"
Diane: "Well, pretty soon I will be taking a lot of pictures..."
Crispy: "Yeah, of all the hot guys!!"
Diane: *laughs* "Well, I meant cuz I would be traveling...but yeah, I'll take pictures of the hot guys, mail them home, tell you to pick one, then mail that guy home for you..."
*upon talking about getting gas for Diane's truck* "Diesel?...Diesel?...Where are you Diesel?" -Kimmer
"Diesel...VIN Diesel....where are you Vin?" -Crispy, being a smartass
Witness the sheer terror, the excitement, and the edge-of-your-seat thrills: "When Keypersons Attack," a lovestory between a manager and her customers. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll perform amateur dentistry. Coming to a happy harry's near you. -Kristin's away message
"yeah, who ya doing?" -BlaYze (gotta love typos...)
"...cuz then I'll get leaved." -Dab
"You got your Virginias mixed up!" -Dab, to Lauren
Attention University of Delaware
FUCK
THAT IS ALL - Jeff's Away Message
"was that lauren that just called?"
"cos like"
"my cellphone reception in here blows donkey goat nuTs" -Kristin
Steen: "Pardon me while I burp"
Lauren: "Into flames?"
Christine: "Don't even start, I've been here since 11"
Dale: "Sounds like a personal problem"
*how Christine and Dale think alike...*
Christine: "Yeah, so I had to get a CAT scan..."
Dale: "...To show there's nothing there"
"Yeah. Dale can do whatever he wants. One time I asked to do stock. And they told me no. And later Dale asked if he could do stock. And they told him yes. That made me angry. Very angry." -Ryan, not being bitter
Ron and Brian: "You're gonna be a movie star someday!"
Christine: "I don't have what it takes, boys"
"I need, I need..." -Jane, over the PA, losing her train of thought
"Ooh, I'm so excited, he told me I can keep his receipt. That makes me want to get up on my register and dance" -Rob
"...But what's the point in buying thongs? It's mostly for yourself, like, 'Ooh, I got a thong...'" -Dale (don't ask...)
Christine: *talking about AJ's attempt at a goatee or something* "What's with that?"
AJ: "I dunno. Something different."
Kelly: "Yeah. Now he looks like an older pervert."
teaching myself stat, seeing as how my alarm apparently cannot understand the concept of IT ACTUALLY GOING OFF WHEN I SET IT TO GO OFF AT 1 -Jeff's away message
"How do you open an egg?" -Kim
*item number 1 on a list of things for Ron to do (made up by Bob)*
"1) Get help" -(Bob actually meant for Ron to find someone to work produce with him because no one was scheduled, but y'know...)
"Key on 2 - please" -Ryan, almost forgetting to be polite over the PA
*after already calling once, then having to call again 2 minutes later*
*exasperated, bitchy tone* "WILL SOMEONE FROM GROCERY PLEASE CALL 329?!" -Robyn, over the PA