Christine: "NO! You have a little ball sitting there..."
Robyn: *walking by* "WHAT?!?"
*Christine and Dale laugh hysterically*
*when Christine was in Express*
Customer: "Yeah, I wanted to go in the short line!"
Dale: "And be rung up by a short person!!!!"
"...so are billy bob and vampire still here?" -Steen, to Lauren
Christine: *points out Dale's car to AJ*
AJ: "Aw, look at his car, it's little and blue!!"
Christine: *laughs* "That sounds WRONG!!!"
Christine: "Do you have any drugs I can take? I have a headache..."
Robyn: *face lights up*
Christine: "Legal drugs"
Melessia: "They be legal when she gives them to you"
Robyn and Christine: *laugh hysterically*
Christine: "Do you have any drugs? I have a headache.."
Dale: *laughs* "Someday when I'm a cop I'll have plenty of drugs to give you"
AJ: "C'mon, Christine, I thought we had something here...the dog...the kids..."
Christine: "Yeah, too bad you can't keep it up!"
AJ: *shocked look* "Ok, THAT'S cold.."
"Yeah, AJ comes up to me saying, 'Did you hear what your ex-girlfriend said to me?! She's so mean...' And I'm like, 'Yeah...I heard...'" -Dale
Dale: "Aw man, these eggs didn't taste too good..."
Christine: "I'm sorry I didn't give you a good egg!!...Wait..."
"I don't smoke, but I have a lighter. I'm not a smoker, I'm just a pyro." -Brian
Diane: "So did you want to go to Eastern State Penitentiary?"
Crispy: "Is THAT where Dave is?!"
Kimmer and Diane: *laugh hysterically*
"THAT is DEFINATELY quotebook worthy!!" -Kimmer, after the ESP comment
"Yup. I changed my room around after you left. And I'm NOT changing it again!!" *pointed look* -Chris, to Christine
"my roommate's watching harry potty on her computer" -Erin (gotta luv typos!!)
"yeah. i'm sorry he's being a dick by not having the balls to call you" -Crispy, to Jeri
"lol nice use of dick and balls in the same sentence" -Jeri, to Crispy, about previous comment
Christine: *knocks on Dale's car window* "Put your window down!"
Dale: *whine* "I don't wanna! It's too hard to get back up!"
Christine: *starts laughing*
Dale: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
"Dan has nuts in between his teeth!!" -Steen, when Dab was eating a Snickers
Brian: *goes in barrel, gets nuts* "Look!"
Christine: "Brian's holding his nuts!"
Brian: "And it's a big one too" *grin*
*after repeatidly calling for change over PA* "Can I have change on 4 - PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?!" -MikeR
Christine: "So my dining hall is serving free pancakes tonight - 10pm to midnight"
Dale: *face lights up* "REALLY?! With ice cream? That's the only way to have them"
Christine: "Umm..I'm not sure. Why don't you come down and find out?"
Dale: "Nope"
Christine: "Well how about if I say yes?"
Dale: "Then I will know that you're lying"
Christine: "How?!"
Dale: "Jesus told me"
*Both Christine and Dale start giggling*
"Everything about Steen bounces - except for her checks!" -Kristin
"That was helly funny" -Lauren
Jackie: *over PA* "Will Mike Hunt please report to the service desk"
John: *starts laughing hysterically*
Christine: *understands, starts laughing too*
Melessia: *laughing, and then explaining why to Jackie*
("Mike Hunt" sounds like "My Cunt"...)
"Ima kill him! IMA KILL HIM!!!!!" -Jackie, about Ron, who told her about that "customer"
Christine: "Sooo...did you sign up for checker training?"
Jimmy: "No way!! I don't want to be a cashier - it goes against everything I believe in!"
"I'm done before you" *evil grin* -Jimmy, to Christine, when he finished bagging the order before she was done taking the customer's money
Dale: "You should make Christine go get carts. She's being mean to me" *pouty look*
Melessia: "She's being mean to you?"
Dale: "VERY mean"
Christine: "You're being meaner!!!"