"I'm sorry, I would help you bag, but John told me I can't EVER leave my register." -Rob, to Christine
*upon being called up to check* "C'mon, can't you move any faster?!" -Chris, to Christine (WHY do they always blame me?!)
AJ: "Well look who's here"
Christine: "Yeah. Oh, I parked next to you and I hit your truck."
AJ: "You what?!"
Christine: "Just kidding!"
AJ: "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!"
"Have a happy-fun time in there!!" -Shane, to Christine, making fun of happy, peppy Mike
*upon being called up to check on account of long lines* "I should have known it was your fault" -Brain, to Christine
Christine: "So yeah, we had our first fire drill last night. And then we lost the internet connection. So I have to read 200 pages by Wednesday. And I fell asleep. I'm on page 7."
Casey: "Gotta love those English classes. Have you ever considered Sparknotes?"
Christine: *sigh* "Yes...BUT I CAN'T GET ONLINE!!!!"
*blows nose* "AHHH!! I wanna go home! I hate being sick...I just sneezed on that customer..." -MikeR
"My day will be oh-so-much fun! It will consist of Math class, RA class, short break, Movie at the Library, and Homework. I sure am glad I'm not at home watching my brothers play sports, drinking free Starbuck's Chai with my sister, talking to friends, and walking barefoot through the 100% organic grass..." -Megan's away message
Diane: "yo guess who just imed me again"
Crispy: "who?"
Diane: "anus"
"he keeps apologizin"
(note to boys..this is what happens when you treat us like SHIT!!!!!)
"I ate General Tsou's cock!" -Tony, after eating Chinese chicken
Tony: "Crispy [Steen's stuffed doll] looks scared"
Nikki: "That's cuz he's gonna be eaten"
Tony: "But you never look scared...oh...nevermind..."
Christine: "More info than I wanted to know!!!!!!!"
"No no no..it's either one or the other...Kentucky Fried Chicken or Kentucky Fried Cock - not both, Kentucky Fried Chicken Cock...that means small portions" -Tony
"I'm becoming a skinny bitch!!" -Jeri
"You guys are skinny, but you're not bitches." -Jeri, to Kimmer and Crispy
"Y'know, if you turn your necklace upside down, it looks like testicles" -Mark, commenting on Jeri's heart-shaped necklace
Mark: "Jeri, I love your testicles"
Jeri: "Thanks, I love them too"
"Yeah...that's what EVERY girl wants to hear..." -Kimmer, commenting on the testicles comment
Mark: "Where'd Jeri go?!"
Crispy: "I dunno!! *clicks heels together* There's no one like Jeri, there's no one like Jeri..."
*Jeri appears*
Kimmer and Crispy: "YAY!!!"
*upon watching Mark eat a cupcake* "...And that cupcake will be gone in 60 seconds!!" -Crispy
Mark: "I have Gone in 60 Seconds in my car. But it's not mine"
Kimmer: "Well, I have Gone in 60 Seconds in my room...And it's mine."
*upon eyes being glued to the movie* "That girl is muy CALIENTE. Muy muy MUY caliente..." [hot] -Mark
Jackie: *she bugs Christine every weekend the Eagles play and she never remembers* "You work tomorrow, baby? Wear an Eagles shirt."
Christine: *laughs* "Ok, Jackie. But I never seem to remember."
Jackie: "Well cement it into your brain then."
Christine: "Aww, Brian, you're leaving?"
Brian: "Yup. I know you're sad you won't get to stare at my butt anymore" (Brian was in the register in front of Christine)
"C'mon, Christine, give her back her clipboard...I know you took it. I know how much you UD students LUV clipboards..." -Liz
JoAnn: "Yeah, she kept on referring to the little girl in the Eagles shirt"
Christine: "Y'know, if she knew how old I was she'd DIE!!!!"
"That's not music!!" -Kristin
Lauren: "I was or I wasn't?"
Steen: "You wasn't...wait..."
Lauren: "He blocked me?! I can't believe it!! I think I will keep on emailing him...wait..."
Kristin and Steen: "Uh..."
"So were they on the floor above you or below you?" -Kristin, to Steen...even tho Steen is on the 3rd floor, which is the top floor, so there is no one above her
"Oh baby, that was a big pop-up!!" -Steen, commenting on a pop-up that took up the entire screen after just making a comment on a big penis size