Crispy: "hee hee. we should picket."
Jeri: "lol. we so should"
Crispy: yes. we should. being sick sucks...down with sickness!"
Lauren: *to the tune of 'I Wanna Be Sedated'* "Twenty-twenty-twenty more stiches to go..."
Steen: *to the same tune* "Will someone please sedate her?"
Lauren: "Oh yeah! Well, for you it's like *to the same tune* Twenty-twenty-twenty more chapters to go..."
Steen: *to the same tune* "I'm already sedated..."
"Thing..." -Lauren, to Steen, when she forgot Steen's name
"It was like the whole 'Reee' thing but not..." -Kristin, on the Thing-Steen thing
Survey: do you blow smoke rings?
Lauren: uh, no. i blow smoke ancient greek symbols.
Survey: piercings and where?
Lauren: 6, ears (wait, that looks like 6 ears...but i have 6 piercings, 3 on each ear, heh)
Christine: "Well, I recognized Lauren Cain, but not you" [to Maly]
Lauren Cain: "She probably noticed the big boobs and knew it was me"
*turns to Lauren Cain* "Now why does Crispy look like she's LOST weight?" -Maly
Maly: "I saw him in there one day...with 2 girls..."
Lauren Cain and Christine: *GASP!!*
Christine: "That male whore!!!"
"*insert doomy doom doom gloom away message here*" -Lauren's away message
"You WILL yield!!!" -Kimmer, screaming to oncoming cars as we approach a crosswalk
"just cause it doesn't fall into Steen's Wild Tongue Adventure doesn't mean it don't count" -Kevin
Diane: "Feel free to ask me anything; I'm not ashamed"
Crispy: "...How big?"
Kimmer: "OH MY GOD!!" *walks EXTREMELY fast away*
"Steen! Why are you thinking outside the box?! Get back in there! *smack smack* ....I'll poke air-holes for you, but that's it!!" -Lauren
"...steen says i am gay. i think she's a faggot and that we're both politically incorrect. damn, she said it again. i may have to smack her. brb..." -excerpt from Lauren's entry in Steen's InsaneJournal
"I'm not fond of the red plant..." -Kimmer
Kimmer: "I'd do someone with a Viper!"
Random guy on Main Street: "I have a Viper!!"
"There's a traffic jam on my information superhighway" -Kristin
"Wow, you're light...you weigh, like, 11 pounds - soaking wet, fully clothed, carrying 11 pound weights..." -Adam, to Christine
"What are you doing here in street clothes?! Y'know, we have a uniform in here with your name on it..." -Liz, to Christine
Jackie: "I was so frustrated. It was busy today. I was callin everyone up and there was lines. And this one woman, her face was all red, said, 'You don't have to worry about me coming here; I'm going to ShopRite!' So I told Mark, and he asked me if I gave her a giftcard"
Christine: "Yeah, THAT'S smart...make her wait in line at customer service for a gift card because she's upset tha she had to wait in line!!"
Jackie and Sue: *laugh hysterically*
*upon happy, peppy, ANNOYING Mike being back at work* "Look, Chrissy, your best friend's here" -Melessia, to Christine
"hmmm, i gotta come up with a good username"
"*puts on thinking cap*" -Jeri
"Jeff Dombkowski: As reliable as the fact that somewhere, sometime, you're eventually gonna hafta take a shit." -Jeff's profile
"reading then bed - I love school. School is productive. School meakes me a better person. All sarcasm and no sincerity makes Megan a bitter girl." -Megan's away message
"hey, can anyone give me directions to get me the fuck out of hell?' -Brian's profile
"I showed them my bone and got kicked out..." -guy in Cultural Diversity (we were playing a game and he had a picture of a bone...)
Erin: *while walking down steps in Rodney* "Ooh, it's cold right here!"
Steen: "Yeah. Someone else made a comment about it too, something about that they didn't wanna know who died right there since it was so cold. It was either Diane or Kimmer, but I don't remember..."
Erin: *laughs* "It was probably Diane"
Steen: *giggles* "I think you're right!!"
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" -girl that could be heard on Christine's floor (hey..it was pretty damn amusing at the time...)
"I am washing myself with soap" -Evan's away message
"When I woke up this morning my teeth felt more crooked than usual" -Kristin
*over PA* "I need the key on 9 - NO...um...6" -Roger