Christine: "Do you think its rays would kill me?!"
JoAnn: "Nah...but maybe it would work on a certain someone else" *in reference to person behind desk that she doesn't like*
Christine: "Dude...your face is red"
Dale: "Yeah, that's cuz I couldn't breathe. I had to burp [from drinking the soda] but I felt like I was gonna throw up so I held it in, and I couldn't breathe"
Christine: "...EW!!!"
Christine: "I love picking on Sallies boys!!" *smacks Gavin repeatidly*
Gavin: "Hey hey HEY!!!!"
"...Yeah, I got, like, no sleep last night cuz the baby wouldn't sleep. And he's mad at me cuz I won't come over tonight. And I'm like, 'Look, you got a nice FULL night's sleep!!' So NOW who's the asshole?!" -a VERY tired JoAnn
"...You are so STUPID!!" -Christine, to Dale, when he is bagging for her and turns off the rear belt trying to annoy Christine, when in reality he's just hurting himself by having to reach for the groceries
*after Dale repeatidly calls Christine's register phone and hangs up; and Christine takes the phone off the hook*
John: *walks by* "Is ther any reason why your phone's off the hook?"
Christine: "Oh! I must have...um...knocked it accidently!"
John: "Here, let me hang it up for you then!!!"
Kim: "How did all these CD cases get cracked?!?"
Evan: "...I dropped the bag..."
"I like that song 'Who We Be'. Even though I'm not one of who they be." -Lauren
"Omigod, it is SO funny to watch you drive that car! I swear, I don't know what I would do if I ever saw you driving down the highway!" -Robyn, to Christine
Christine: "I hear it's even funnier to watch me drive from the passenger seat."
Robyn: "Honey, don't take this personally, but I would never get in a car with you unless I was driving..."
"How do you even DRIVE that car?!" -AJ, to Christine
Dale: "I need gas"
Christine: "Uh...thanks for sharing"
Dale: "No...I need to GET gas - my car's almost on E"
AJ: "Blaze?! What kind of a name is that?! What's blazin in his pants?!"
Christine: "Heh heh."
AJ: "I don't wanna know..."
"You're the one with the freaky friends!!!!" -Dale
Dave: "You drive a boat"
Christine: "Y'know, if I had a dollar for everytime I heard that, I'd have enough to buy me a new LITTLE car!!"
"Heh! Nice melon!!" -Brian, to Christine, as she carries a cantelope
*holds open bag of kitty litter* "Hey Christine...gotta go?!" -Brian
"I was a born-again virgin - for about an hour and a half..." -Greg
Christine: "Why does your nametag say JoAnn?"
Greg "Cuz Mark saw me without my nametag and told me to get one. So I went up to the desk and told them to get me a nametag, and I didn't care whose name was on it..."
Jackie: "I'm trying to figure out who I can put in Express who hasn't been there yet..."
Dale: "Christine hasn't been in there yet"
Christine: "Shut up, Dale"
Dale: "And with that attitude I think she should go in"
Christine: "Nah, Dale should. He loves Express!"
Jackie: "Really baby?! Will you go back in there for me?!..."
Dale: *hangs head* "I guess..." *walks away*
Jackie: "Oh, he's such a sweetheart!!!" *wink wink nudge nudge to Christine*
Christine: "...I think he's gonna get me later..."
Dale: "Did you see any of the VMA's?"
Christine: "I saw about the first hour and a half - I saw Bruce Springsteen perform!!"
Dale: "He's old. - Did you see Guns N' Roses perform?!"
(*note* talk about old, lol...)
Melessia: *pause* "Aren't you supposed to be here later?"
Christine: "Yeah. Salad bar 4-10. But Jackie called me in to be on a register 1:30-4."
Melessia: "You crazy?!"
Christine: *WHINE!!* "I've been here since 1:30!!"
Robyn: "When were you supposed to come in?"
Christine: "4. But Jackie called me in. So I came in."
Robyn: "Why?!"
Christine: *while buying food for dorm* "I need my cereal for my dorm!"
Dale: "I have cereal at my house!"
"Your total is $16...no...$18..." -Dale
Robyn: *upon ringing Christine up on her 30-minute lunch* "Wow, real food!!! Chicken, iced tea and chips...what kind of chicken do you have?"
Christine: "A drumstick and a boob"
Robyn and Terrance: "A drumstick and a BOOB?!" *laugh*