AJ: "So come on, who's da man?!"
Christine: *evil grin* "Dale"
AJ: *glares at Christine* "Hey now, that's not fair..."
"And you didn't save a damn thing..." -Christine, to Robyn
"JACKIE!!! I have an announcement for you to make! Someone left their lights on...and since you do it so well.." *turns to Christine* "She's got that radio-DJ thing going..." -Robyn
Christine: *squeals!* "The hot tattooed guy went through my line!!!!!"
Robyn: "Really?! What did he buy?"
Christine: "I dunno...food?"
Robyn: *sighs* "CHRISTINE!! You're supposed to notice this kind of stuff!!!!!!!"
"there's this hot tattooed guy that comes into Acme...me and Robyn refer to him as the "hot tattooed guy"..." -Crispy, to Jeri
"ha ha, you know what he wants" -Dale, to Christine, about something (it was funny in context)
"yeaahhhhhhhhh feels good to own an ass" -Erin
Erin: "Yeah, Bill and Mike are rooming in Dickinson..."
Kim: "Hi Bill!!"
*we all turn around and see Bill walking toward us*
Erin: "AHHHHHH!! This has to stop!!"
MikeR: *checks cell phone* "I have a new voice mail!!"
Christine: "What?..."
MikeR: "I have a new voice mail"
Christine: "Oh! I thought you said you had a new boyfriend..."
Customer: "That's what I heard too..."
MikeR: *laughs* "Ha ha, you never know..."
*on the stupidity of people*
Customer: "Are you open?"
Christine: "Yes"
*Customer walks away*
2nd customer, who was standing RIGHT next to first customer: "...Are you open?"
Christine: *SIGH* "YES!!!!!!!!!"
"STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY BOOBIES!!!!" -Robyn, to MikeR
"...Yeah, I hate this place, I come in here to get my $17.00 paycheck..." -Gavin, not being bitter
Mike: *yells across 5 registers* "WHAT?!?!"
Katie: *yells back across 5 registers* "Yeah, yeah, that's right...just touch those glasses...
*over PA* "Melessia, please come to register 5...*pause* ...or call..." -Katie
"AHHHH!!!! What is THAT?!?!?!?" -Katie, examining the shopback cart
"DUDE! We should have every customer try to play 'The Price is Right' with their order...we could have the music and everything...it would be SO much more fun!!!!" -Gavin
*upon standing by Robyn's car watching Christine, waiting for her to pull away cuz they find it so damn amusing* "WHOO!!! YEAH!!!" -Robyn and MikeR (it is SO cool to have my own cheering section!! lol..)
"Yeah, so did you check the schedule yet? I did, and I even wrote it down, thinking that it was weird cuz I had the same number of hours on the same days. So I mentioned it to someone...and they told me the new schedule wasn't up yet..." -Katie
MikeR: *turns to customer in his line* "Register 3 is open with no waiting" *evil grin to Christine*
*meanwhile, another customer beats MikeR's customer into Christine's line*
Christine: *turns to MikeR* "Now there's waiting"
"Wow, and you got something on the bottom of this receipt!!!!" -MikeR, to customer with employee coupon on bottom of receipt
Robyn: "Just because you date someone older doesn't mean you get sex!"
Gavin and Christine: "Yes it does!!!"
"I got to ring up the hot Pepsi guy and you didn't!...I got to take money directly from his hands - he has NICE arms..." -Robyn, to Christine
*Christine walks into work*
Jackie: *squeals* "Hi, baby! How are you?!"
Christine: "Fine...and sick of Express"
Jackie: *laughs* "Just for being smart Ima throw you in there!..."
(luckily she had just put someone in there, lol ) :)
"You need a TV for your room? I could get you one real cheap - 54 inch - but it's hot. I can get you a stereo too...but that's also hot..." -name of co-worker witheld to protect his innocence, tee hee
"I don't need a 54 inch screen TV - that's like the size of my dorm room!!!!" -Christine
*walks by, pushing little kid's cart* "That's right, you just wipe that register down!!" -Dale, to Christine, as she's cleaning her register
John: *as Dale is standing there waiting to go in Express for Christine's break* "Ready for a break, now aren't ya?"
Christine: "Yup!"
Dale: "No she's not. She said I could have it."
Christine: "You wish!!" *walks away*