Ryan: *over PA* "Customer service on 12"
Dale: *over PA* "CSR 8"
Christine: *giggles* *over PA* "Key on 9"
Ann: *yells from cash room* "Aw COME ON!!!!!"
Christine: *calls Ryan's phone* "I'm ringing up your parents!"
Ryan: "COOL!" *rolls eyes*
"It's NOT FAIR!!!!" -AJ, storming by Christine's register
"Yeah, some lady asked me if we were related. And I'm like 'NO!' Cuz, y'know, that would be BAD!" -Christine, to Dale
Christine: *gets out debit card to pay for stuff*
Dale: "Ha ha, it's gonna say no money"
Christine: "Yeah - that's cuz I work for Acme!"
Christine: "I want 10 dollars back*
Dale: "Only if it's for me - cuz I work at Acme!!"
Dale: "Hurry up and finish those customers so you can bag for me"
Christine: "Only if you turn off my light and block me off. But y'know..then Ann would kill me"
Dale: "That's ok"
Christine: "Hey!!...but then you wouldn't have a bagger"
Dale: "Oh yeah..."
*slurps soda REALLY loud* "Do you think if I slurp loud enough they'll give me a refill?" -Kristin, at a diner
"Screw the webpage, I'm more important!" -Dale, IMing Christine and seeing her away message
*upon seeing woman fastening her seatbelt as she is trying to drive* "That's why you fasten your seatbelt BEFORE you get in the car!!...-wait..." -Lauren
*at top of stairs* BRIIIIIIIIIII-AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're here!!! Get up here!!" -Kristin
Kristin: "Brian, get a shirt on!"
Brian: *gives Steen and Lauren 'duh' look* "I have a shirt on!!"
Kristin: "...Oh. I thought you were the shirtless wonder"
Brian: "Do I LOOK like the shirtless wonder?!"
Kristin: "Well, you were!!"
*upon FINALLY using a Hot Topic gift certificate Steen got her THREE years ago* "Thanks for my birthday present, Steen! - I wonder what I would have liked in 1999..." -Lauren
*while in Disney Store* "GASP!* I LUV the old Pooh!!!!" -Lauren, talking about Winnie the Pooh
"You should wear that shirt around campus and see if he notices or gets it!!!" -Lauren, to Steen
*Lauren calls Steen*
Lauren: "Hey Steen!"
Steen: "Hey!...I'm bored!"
Lauren: *joyous squeal* "REALLY?!?"
"If I had a dog I'd name it 'Stay'. So that way when I called it, it would be, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!'" -Mike
Steen: "So yeah, I saw the title of my sister's French book. And it's 'Mas, oui' [may we]. But I thought it was mas oy."
Lauren: *shudders* " 'Mas oy'...that hurts, Christine..."
Kristin: "Steen, Steen, good for your heart, the more you eat..."
Mike: "The more poon juice you get!"
Lauren and Steen: "EW!!!!"
Mike: "...I said PRUNE juice..."
"...And it sucks, cuz when he bends over you wanna get the crack spackle out..." -Mike
*while watching movie*
Mike: "Punch her! Punch her!!"
Lauren n Mike's Mommy: "Mike!! I told you to stop saying that!!"
Mike: "No, no, no - you told me to stop saying, 'Stab her! Stab her!' And I didn't say that!"
Lauren: "Do you want some pot roast?"
Kristin: "...I was almost in a really bad accident, and you're offering me POT ROAST?!?!?!?!?"
Lauren: "Well, in the olden days when people were sick others would bring food..."
Kristin: "POT ROAST?!?"
Lauren: "Well, it worked back then!!!!"
"...Well, you know what else you shouldn't do to a blind dog? Call it's name while standing behind a tree...cuz then it runs right into the tree..." -Mike
*burns mouth on french fry* "Hot fry...HOT FRY!" -Steen, at McDonald's
*upon Lauren and Mike arguing over the origin of "no-no spot"*
Lauren: "I got it from Dale"
Steen: *gasp!" "YOU got it from Dale?!"
Lauren: *grins evily* "Yup"
(so at the church lock-in a couple of years ago at Dale's church, we played dodgeball with socks or something filled with flour. (the gym was a MESS afterwards.) Dale had a bullhorn and was yelling random stuff into it. then Jorge got hit in a not-so-fun place. Dale yells in the bullhorn, "Jorge got hit in the no-no spot!! No-no spot, no-no spot!..." and kept on repeating it. so Steen tells Lauren this story, and Lauren finds it VERY amusing...)
*giggles* "Y'know, if you took the tires off your car and put them underneath, I bet your car would float...like a boat..." *laughs* -Robyn
Christine: "My back really hurts and I don't know why"
Robyn: "Wild and crazy sex"