| From Erin's Quote Book: "See Jay Do Paul cuz it's hard" -Diane "I don't think there's anything up here" *smacks head* -Danielle "Bwaer nah naer...BWAER!" *shakes hands in air* -Lauren "Run like your ass is on fire!" -Kristin "Did I ever tell you about...*dramatic pause* the MINUTE LONG HONK?" -Erin "It's a LIE! You HAVE to eat your mattress! It's a full meal!" -Kristin "Mr. Miller showed me his balls. First he rubbed his stick on the fur. He magnetized his balls with the stick. And they stuck together. Then he did it again and they repelled each other. Fur went flying." -Lauren "It's so sad that people throw things down there. *pause* Anyone got a penny?!?" -Kristin "Pet your dog, not your date" "Control your urgin'; be a virgin" -Virginity 'R' Us "Do you want a quarter, cuz that vibration feels good" -Diane, to Lauren, when she was slamming her desk into Diane's desk "Oh yeah, I'M fucking satan" -Kristin "I don't want to lick your pop" -Erin to Lauren, when Lauren offered her a lollipop "Let us do something beautiful for God" *fart noise* -Erin "Oh man, I have like a rabid spitting disorder" -Erin "Je souhaite que vous me 'lay'" -Erin's "franglish" = "I wish you would lay me" "Je happy oui pas" -Lauren's way-wack "franglish" (I'm happy yes no") ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer's Webpage: AND NOW, QUOTES COMING TO YOU STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK..... "Dude, if I wear these glasses, will I get into Harvard?" -Nicole "Put a loincloth on that mokey" -Kimmer "Dude, I just buffed that jade with my ass" -Nicole "I have butterflies in my stomach" -Nicole "I'm gonna call her shroom" -Courtney "I'm all about just copying the answers" -Nicole "Oh my god, look, it's a rabbi!" -Diane "That is soooooo an Elvis wannabe" -Diane "Christ Nicole, you just did a 360" -Kimmer, watching Nicole walk by a cute guy "Man, if you go to Harvard I'm gonna beat you til you're normal" -Nicole "Wide load" -Nicole and Kimmer "The museum Nazi will eat you" -Erin "No sitting on the rock please!" -security guard talking to Nicole "I don't want both your nuggets" -Erin to Lauren "Dude, if you put me on camera I will tell you how much this museum sucks!" -Nicole to camera dude, guy answers back: "Thanks!" "Look Erin those cockroaches are glued to the paper" -Nicole "Ha, that one fell off!" -Erin "Dude, that's a travelling Ramada Inn, oh wait, it's not moving" -Nicole "Oh man, the bathroom melted all of my chocolate covered pretzels" -Diane --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Katie V's 10 Commandments from her Webpage: 1. Thou shalt not make "evil eyes" at me or my people for fear of having the shit beat out of you 2. Thou shalt pronounce "s" as if it were "th"..such as -> "Chrithtine" (Christine) or "Thieep" (sheep) 3. If thou is a skanky-ass sophomore taking over my lunch table I will make my presence known (hint hint) 4. I'm special, amazing, cute, smart, and funny and don't you forget it 5. School sucks...nuff said 6. Thou shalt steal bracelets from Jeremy..endless supply, no complaints.. 7. My birthday is January 28, don't forget that either 8. Don't play with sharp objects...they hurt and ya gotta buy lots of bandaids...not that I would know or anything..I cut myself with a spoon...long story... 9. My Blazer could kick any other car's ass...so don't diss the Blazer.. 10. Monkeys should be made housepets just so that I can keep one in my backyard... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PRAISE THE LORD!" *shredder noise* -Kim, while shredding Relgion papers *sexy voice* "You have reached a hotline...press 4 for Fifi, 5 for Latoya...and 9 for FIDO!" *bark bark* -Kim "Do you want a pin, you can write in blood" -Kristin, to Lauren |