Ann: "That's a complement. Someday, when you're older, you'll appreciate hearing that"
Christine: "Y'know, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I wouldn't have to work here!!!"
Danielle G: *laughs*
"Yeah, I just had a little fight with Spiderman...he fell when I was getting the soda for that customer...his arm's a little bent but he's ok now...but it wasn't that funny cuz he fell on a customer..." -Brian, telling Christine about his duel with the cardboard Spiderman display
"See...staying friends is BAD...cuz once he's your friend, he's never ever ever EVER out of your life..." -Robyn, speaking from personal experience...
"They're shorts, Ian...you know, pants with little legs?" -Jeff's away message
"Did pretty boy give me my pen back?...Good thing" -Robyn
Matt: "I get to drive BMW's all the time now!"
Little Adam (Jon's bro): "WHAT?! I hate you. You have no idea how much I hate you..."
Matt: "And I just deposited my $400.00 paycheck"
Christine: "Now I hate you!!"
"Yeah, they're giving these away for free in there. I guess they're still fresh.." *examines wrapper* "June 30th! What?! EW!...Oh wait, today's the 29th, isn't it?" -Dale
"Y'know...if they made this out of real metal or platinum it would be much cooler" -Dale, on the cheap, plastic "gold" nametag Christine got for being in a checker/bagger competition
"...So at the end of 9 months you pop the baby out, hand it to him and say 'commitment'." -Dale
*Christine's car is parked crooked and partly on the line*
Robyn: *sarcastically* "Nice park job"
Christine: "Well look at you, you're TOTALLY over the line"
Robyn: "Oh well. That's cuz I didn't wanna hit your car"
Ryan: "So how was the competition?"
Christine: "It sucked...but Ima have to make a trip or 2 to the Fairfax Acme, cuz there are some hot guys that work there."
Ryan: *laughs* "Aw man!!"
*gasp* "I will throw breadsticks at him!!" -Kimmer
"I wear the pants in the relationship...despite the fact that I'm wearing a skirt right now...but I wear the pants anyway!" -Kimmer
"I find new ways to hurt myself every day. It's fun!" -Jeri
Christine: "Does anyone have a piece of paper?"
*Jeri, Erin and Mel all search their purses*
Jeri: "I have a gum wrapper!!"
Christine: "How do you know all this stuff?"
Kimmer: "I dunno. I'm full of useless information!!"
"okay, so 7-11 used to stand for the fact that 7-11 was open from 7 'til 11...but my 7-11's open 24 hours! only one solution: change the name to 24-7-11...now what the hell does this mean?? well 24-7 stands for how long they're open, and the 11 stands for how many inches long my damn dick is...SLURPEE RUN!!!!!" -Jeff's away message
*Diane and Mel drive up to Kim's in Diane's mustang*
Christine: *runs out, hugs car* "Oh Mustang, I missed you so!!"
*upon watching a news report on a truck leaking something near Claymont and homes had to be evacuated*
Kimmer: "Dude, that chemical plant also has been leaking - people were evacuated there too"
Crispy: "Yup"
Erin: "Reason number 548 NOT to live in Claymont"
Jeri: *burps*
Kimmer: "That was weak, man"
Jeri: "I know..I fail"
"That does it! We're starting a cigar club. Where once a month we'll smoke cigars. Chocolate flavored cigars. And we'll get the hang of it eventually." -Kimmer
Christine: *shines flashlight on Jeri while she's eating Munchos* "You're in the spotlight now - do something!!"
Jeri: *sing-songs* "Mun-CHOS!" *does little dance*
"God fuckin bless you!!!" -Dave
"...So we have Yonder [Kim], her name's NOT Cherry [Jeri], and Nothing [Christine] - I can't call her anything cuz she sits there and says nothing." -David, drunk off his ass
*gasp* "Patrol might be coming!" *throws beer can into bay* "I'm not getting caught drinking!!" -David
"HA! Your tattoo says 'Built to Ride'. Since you're made to ride, I'm gonna jump on you and ride your asshole!!" -Aron, to Bobby
"I eat my beer..." -Bobby
Aron: "What's your name again?"
Kimmer: "C'mon, if you don't remember my first name then you have to remember my last name."
Aron: "Hmm...Muley?...Donkey?...AH! HORSEY!!...Are YOU built to ride?"
"I don't know you guys all that well...but I love you all!!" -Kimmer
"Damn, I gotta stop hanging out with you guys, my face hurts from smiling" -Bobby