| Kristin: "BATTY!" *Christine flaps arms* "...You are the wind beneath my...WINGS!" *flaps arms* -Christine, singing to Kristin *drunken slur* "It's the water I tell ya.." -Kimmer at the last Sallies dance "No, you don't need this to go to the supermarket - SO DROP OUT!!" -Mrs. Tormoehlen, in frustration after people in class asked if we would ever need dividing polynomials in real life, such as going to the market Amanda: "Senora, last night I had a divine intervention and God told me that this test has to be open book - and God doesn't lie." Senora Braidotti: "Amanda...God lied" "CHRISTINE YOU BETTER GET YOUR -----------*pause*------- OUT HERE!" -Diane, screaming in the hallway for Christine to go to chemistry, then realizing she didn't want to yell "ass" cuz of the teachers From one of Erin's surveys: Kris: "Why do they put funny words on pop rocks?" Erin: "What?" Kris: "It says 'chupa chups'" Erin: "That's the candy making company you fruit" Kris: "Oh" Erin: "Ever see a gobstopper box? or runts? It says WONKA on them...funny words huh?" Kris: "Shut up..I hate you..." Christine: "Slavic, it makes your mouth turn green Slavic, it tastes like listerine Slavic, it makes you...what rhymes with 'slavic'?" Everyone at table: "I dunno..." Later, Kristin out of the blue: "FROLIC! FROLIC rhymes with slavic!" Christine': "Yay! Slavic, it makes your mouth turn green Slavic, it tastes like listerine, Slavic it makes you frolic So get some slavic and frolic today!" Christine: "Katie V, did you read Don Quijote?" Kristin: *laughs hysterically* "I thought you said 'Donkey-ho'..." "Did you know there's a SANDWICH on the floor?" "Hey...look at that SANDWICH" "Bye-bye sandwich" "Omigod! The sandwich is missing-in-action!" -Christine, Kristin, Kelly Raymond & Katie V, after Erin asked Kelly to remind her that she put her sandwich on the floor "All my underwear is white!" -Lauren, said very loudly in the school library "Nah, he wouldn't wanna come to my house, I live in Bumblefuck..." -Diane, stopping suddenly when she realized she was standing next to Christine's mom Kimmer: "Do you guys realize this song is about a THONG?!?" *Crispy and Diane smile and nod* *Kimmer sighs and shakes her head* -last Padua dance, when "The Thong Song" was played "Wave this?" *points to boob* -Lauren Kim: "I eat food" Erin: "Really? I eat garbage" Spanish worksheet: "Soy muy franco" Katie V: "I'm Frank!" *confused look* Christine: "No...you're Catalina" Katie V: "Oh yeah!" "Will you just weigh my eggs so I can get back to work!" -Boscov's employee (Mikey) to Lauren, while buying chocolate-covered eggs "I won't go on you if you rock" -Katie V, talking about the ferris wheel, but she forgot "with" between "on" and "you" "Good fertilizer!" -Katie V, when senora was talking about a lot of dead bodies buried in one place "Was Jesus a pimp?" -Kelliane, when Mr. Stopyra was reading about sex from the Old Testament "sorry i didn't realize it was on caplick" -Diane's typo online Dottie: *threatening voice* "WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?!?" Christine: *meekly* "The purpose of this lab is.." Dottie: "OH!" "All you have to do is put on some pure-fume!" -BJ Erik: "You're such a liar!" Lauren: "MARK?!!!? What?" "Keep out of reach of children.." -Erik, while walking by a little kid putting a plastic bag over its head "Oops I'm giving you a final!" -Mr. Stopyra, to the tune of 'Oops I Did it Again' by Britney Spears Priest: "This is my body, which I have given up for you.." Jess Colon: "Cuz we're cannibals" "I believe in...SHIT!" -Erin "Maybe you couldn't hear me over my dolphins and friends" -Kimmer "SUCK MEEEE..." -Erin "Oh goody, GAS!" -Erin flipping through her Chemistry book "...Chocolate and dolphins don't mix" -Kimmer |
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