| "Who needs Real TV when ya got Funscape?" -Erin, in reference to this kid who repeatidly ran into the "Exit" sign outside of Funscape "This is what happens when your ride doesn't come on time" -Erin, in reference to the same kid "We're on a field trip from the special school!!" -Jeri Christine: "I saw STEVE!!" Robyn: "Really?" Christine: "Yup. And he's still cute" Robyn: " 'And he's still cute'...you're so retarded" Christine: "Yeah, I was just talking to my buddy Adam. He was hungover." Dianna: "But it's only Wednesday!!!" "that's the most x-rated thing I ever heard on the news" -Erin, in reference to turtle breeding "apparently turtle sex lives are over 7 decades long. wow. no turtle viagra popping up anytime soon" -Erin "I need some more shit paper" -Ron, upon buying toilet paper "I'm gonna sew her mouth shut!!!" -Rich, in reference to a certain annoying girl's voice at work "valentine's day. the day created by satan. in any case, much love and may cupid come and tear a hole through your heart with a bloody arrow" -Lauren's v-day away message "Ok, I'm sorry. Is it me? Or are handicapped spaces supposed to be NEAR the building..." -Joe Crispy: "A watched cell phone never rings, Kimmer" Kimmer: "Wow. That's profound." Jeri: "No no no. It's 'A watched cell phone never boils' " *sighs, shakes head* Jeri: "..I think if you stole something from a church, you'd go to hell" Joe: "But skis?!?" Jeri: "Those were Jesus' skis." Joe: "No, if they were Jesus' skis they woulda been made outta bamboo or something" "That was Jesus' hanger and you messed it up!!" -Jeri, to Joe *Mark trying to back out while driving a stick shift* -nuff said... Mark: "So how'd I do? I handled that car fine, right?" Jeri: "...Yeah. You did...fine..." *Later, whispers* "I was so scared!!!!!!!!!" "Yeah, it just stalled on me twice in reverse. But once I had it in drive, I was fine!!!!!!!!!" -Mark "Let's go to Men's Wearhouse. There's lots of them there" -Jeri "I'm NOT GAY!!!!!!!!" -Mark, announcing this to all of Howard Johnson's *Mark puts pea in his water glass* "What, are you making pea juice?" -Crispy "Ha ha, you just pea-ed yourself!!!!" -Daniel, to Mark, when he spilled peas down his pants "Bull-fuckin-shit!!!" -Danielle Christine: "So what did you do last night?" Dale: "What did I do last night? *pause* I don't even remember" Christine: "Oh! So you were DRUNK!!!!!!!!" Dale: "NO!!!!!!!!!" Dale: "...Oh, it was only that much?" Christine: "What do you mean, 'it was only that much'?!? That's this week's WHOLE paycheck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dale: "Attendance and punctuality...hmm...how many times have I called off recently? None." Christine: *snatches evaluation* "Let me answer that one for you!!!!!!!" "Hee hee...sects" -Evan "(Insert a place for me to be, something for me to do, and a time that I'll get back so I can get back to you here)" -Jeff's away message "reason # 332,249 that the university sucks. maitenence spent a whopping 4 hours 'fixing' our floor's plumbing yesterday. and what do we have now? a river that traverses across our bathroom floor and splits into tributaries of toilet-watery goodness. what was once 1 leaky toilet is now three VERY leaky toilets. YAY!" -Kristin's away message "No, it looks cute on you. I almost didn't recognize you" -Megan, to Christine (should I be insulted or not...?) Ann to Christine: "No, no, no - stay in school, at least then you'll have options" Sandy: "What's she talkin about? We have options too - show up for work, or don't show up for work..." Brian: "Now ya gotta go over there and make fun of Rich" Christine: "Why? He works more and makes more money than me, he has a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend..." Brian: "Nah, he just hasn't come outta the closet yet - but he doesn't know it" Rich: "What is he saying about me?" Christine: "That you're gay and don't know it yet" Rich: "That's what he thinks..." Sharon: "I need some water to wash down all those Girl Scout cookies.." Christine: "You ate the whole box?!?" Sharon: "Yeah..well, Brian might have had 1 or 2...but yeah.." |
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