| Robyn: "Well, you either need some penis or some weed.." Christine: "I'll take the penis" Robyn and Rich: "WHOA!!!!!!!" Christine: "Guess what I learned today?" Kim: "That Lauren didn't call you back?" Christine: "Kim, we've had this talk before. Never be on one of those suicide hotline things, cuz you'd send a person over the edge - And I know that already..." Rich: "I know you want to stay & wipe off these shelves for me. I'll give you a dollar if you do. And it's Sunday, so you'll not only get the extra hours, you'll get paid the premium - and don't forget that dollar I'll pay you" Christine: "It's that dollar that would make me wanna do it" *rolls eyes, walks away* "Well, you could either stick it in someone or have someone stick it in you" -Diane, to Mark "I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Mark, announcing this to all of Ruby Tuesday's "Stop denying your heritage and your people! It's not right!!!!" -Mark, making fun of Jeri "but I shall kick his butt in the Lord's name" "Jesus please bless this punch to his face, and this one too" -Dale *whines* "Hey, no fair, you get to use the gun? I wanna use the gun. How does it work?" -Rich, when Christine was in GM "any scoop on the poop?" -Dale Matt: "The fire alarm's not gonna go off anymore, is it?" Ron: "Nope. I disconnected it." Matt: "But what if there's a real fire?" AJ: "Basically, we'll burn up and die" "I just learned today that I know nothing" -AJ "So yeah, Ron's talking to the guy on how to stop the fire alarm from going off. And basically there was this white strip that he had to pull out and up. And Ron's looking for it, and it won't come out, and he's saying, 'I can't get it up, I can't get it up!!'" -AJ Survey: What is some of your heritage background? Kelly Raymond: Tiny bit French, then Irish and German (the drunk countries) Survey: What was the last English paper you wrote: Kelly Raymond: The stupid website evaluation that I got a 75 on...that or my research paper...I don't remember...GOD I HATE THAT LADY Christine: *gives AJ the finger* AJ: "I know, I know, I'm number one..." "You need to hang out with me. I'll corrupt you. I'll get you some dick and weed..." -Robyn "That's not an Indian, that's a punk with a mohawk. What's wrong with you?!?" -Rich, to Kim "Go AWAY!!!!!!!!" -Robyn, to Christine, when she comes into Acme on her day off "She's past corruption and right up there with perversion!!!" -Robyn, on a co-worker *upon telling Robyn about a customer who was scary and freaked Christine out* "Did she look like a witch?" -Robyn *Christine offers Rich a chocolate covered pretzel* "No...oh wait. Regular pretzel: no. Chocolate COVERED pretzel - yes." -Rich Rich: "No, I shouldn't have anymore." Christine: "Why not? It's just a pretzel." Rich: "I'm on a diet." Christine: "Yeah, like you have to worry about that!" Rich: "Seriously, you should see my gut." Christine: "No thanks" Rich: "I wasn't gonna show you anyway." *Christine tells Dale about scary customer* Dale: "That's really freaky" Christine: "Yeah. I told Robyn and she asked me if she looked like a witch" Dale: "Did she?" Christine: "No. She looked like a ho." Dale: *laughs* "Maybe she's a lesbian and wants you. That's why she told you to be safe." *laughs hysterically - well, for Dale, anyway* Survey: Least favorite subject Kelly Raymond: Lit with Mrs. "I think I'm God" Edler "God damn mother nature" "it looks like she dumped buckets upon buckets of snow on my house" -Danielle "And she was wearing the exact same thing that I have. She was soo copying me...well, she's never seen me wear it, but she was still copying me!" -Jeri Crispy: "I can't believe they cast Mandy Moore as the lead in that" Jeri: "Actually, she was really good. I was surprised. Like, when she was crying, it was like she was really..." Crispy: "Crying?" Jeri: "Yeah. That." Crispy: "Come on guys, say something funny, I need more quotes" Jeri: "Boogity boogity" *proud grin* Kimmer: *clutches face* "Oh the pressure to be funny!!!" "So guys what are we doing?...Chicken fingers" -Kimmer |
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