| "My brother was in the den, all sprawled out on the TV..." -Kristin Jon: "Yes! I know this!" Heidi: "We'll see..." "...Yeah. My green dress. I'll wear it on Wednesday, when Heidi's lecturing. And I'll yell 'Go Heidi!'" -Jon Kim: "He's online, but he's always away. I don't understand" Christine: "Oh, you will when you get to college. The ethernet is a beautiful thing - you're not tying up a phone line. Away messages become your friends way of letting you know where they are & what they are doing, and constantly remind you that you don't have a life cuz you commute" Kim: "O..k...but you're not bitter, right?" "Hee hee, your kids aren't gonna be circumsized.." -Robyn, in reference to Christine's crush on Jewish guy *overheard by Kim in Padua hallway (said by "blue people")* One girl: "You're such a dirty whore!" Other girl: "I'm not dirty!!!" *laughs* I'm gonna get my face beat in someday. A customer comes up to me & says, 'Where's your honey?' And I couldn't resist, so I said, 'She's home, thanks for asking'. I crack myself up" *laughs hysterically* -John, at Acme Kristin: "My vampire name is Mistress Bloodfang" Christine: "Yeah, well, mine's Sir Sucksalot" "Yeah, my pain comes with a side order of fries" -Mistress Bloodfang (Kristin) Lauren: "Gee, Kristin, if you fuck with me, you're toast" Kristin: "Well, if you fuck with me you're an English Muffin!" "My soul is a tasty treat" -Kristin "Make sure to bill me as Mistress Bloodfang" -Kristin Lauren: "You don't look like a hotdog today!" Christine: 'It's all in the buns" *slaps ass* "The fundamental theorem of arithmetic is a theory so great that it cannot be described in words" -Christine's "intelligent" beginning sentence to the definitions part of her math exam ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's Webpage: "Two semi-cute girls with small boobs seeking two left-handed cute guys for hand-holding, boobie touching and schlong-enlarging" -Erin and Steen's WANT-AD! "(NAME WITHHELD) was ambidextrous..had we done more, that woulda been convenient" -(NAME of slightly inexperienced friend of mine WITHHELD) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'm laughing at...uh with Evan..." -Kim "Ha ha, you'd take anything with a penis and a pulse" -Robyn Christine: "So how did Danielle like the flowers?" Rich: "I dunno. She was confused at first, and said, 'What's the occasion?' And I said, 'They were free'." "Dude, did you even know that JoAnn was pregnant? I mean, I just thought she was getting fat" -Rich "If you let God into your life *snatch* then people wouldn't steal your pen" -Rob, to Christine Rob: *over intercom* "I need the key on 3" Jackie: *yells from desk* "What do you need, Rob?" Rob: "I need yoooooooooooooou!" "So yeah, my friend's having a Kwanzaa party...they're not black, they just like an excuse to have a party" -Robyn Customer to Jackie, when she was stressed and frustrated: "I really like your hair, you should keep it that way." Jackie: *smiles* "Thanks. I'm about to pull it out right now" Lauren: "So how was work?" Christine: *WHINE!!!!* Lauren: "Point taken" Rob: *shoves cow-spotted gloves in Christine's face* "Feel these, they're soft" Christine: "Yeah, soft like a cow - not that I feel cows often" Rob: "I do" Christine: "So what did you do last night?" Mike R: "Nothing. I was grounded." Christine: "Why?" Mike R: "I got arrested a few weeks ago" Christine: "For what?!?" MIke R: "I was at a party and it got busted by the cops, and I was drunk and I'm a minor.." "I had a few friends over...they're ex-cons too" -Mike R "Yeah, my friends called me from the party they were at. They were all drunk & passing out on the floor - I SO SHOULDA BEEN THERE!!" -Mike R Christine: "Well, at least your voice sounds better" Robyn: "That's cuz I keep on coughing up phlegm" Christine: "...Thanks for sharing..." Robyn: "Anytime" Christine: "I don't know what it is today, but all the customers are getting on my nerves" Robyn: "You need to start smoking weed. THEN you'll relax" "I never tell any of my secrets..." -Rich |