| Renee: "Do you want to go trick-or-treating with me?" Keren: "When?" Renee: "Christmas!!...Halloween, silly, when did you think?" "So yeah, the guy who interviewed my dad knows him really well. So he walks into the office & is like 'how ya doin'?' and he's like 'how's the family?' and he's like 'do you really want this job' and he's like 'yeah' and he's like 'well you're the first candidate for it' and he's like 'word'...well, not really, but you get the idea..." -Lauren Mr. Hwang (Steve): "Ok, how about we hold the math review session on Thursday evening?" girl in class: "I start drinking Thursday nights" Christine: "Hey, I like your hair" *pats Levonia's head* Levonia: "You just had to pet me, didn't you?" Gerry: "An Independent sweatshirt. Do you skateboard?" Christine: "No" Gerry: "What kind of skateboard do you have?" Christine: "...Dale's birthday is on Monday" Robyn: "But we don't care about that, now do we, Christine?" "...But she's a slut. I mean, she's a cool person and all. But she's a slut. But, hey, if that's what makes her happy, more power to her" -Robyn, talking about someone at work "...And you saved absolutely nothing today. But have a nice day anyway" -Dale Lauren: "Well, maybe your car's playing tricks on you. It is Halloween" Steen: "I don't want tricks, I want treats" Katrina: "Damn, girl, that's a huge trunk - you could hide a lot of bodies in there" Christine: "Yeah" *grin* Matt: "I'm not gonna take you for a ride in my new car someday!!" Brain: "What car?" Later.. Matt: "He thinks he's funny, but I'm not gonna give him a ride in my car" Ryan L: "What car?" Matt: "You know WHAT!!..." "You should say, 'Here's your free copy of Shrek! That will be $15.95 please'." -Christine "Shit, man, my roommate has absolutely no sense of direction - you could take her by the the hand and lead her, and she'd STILL get lost!!" -Eryn "Yeah, we'll be going to FUN-SCAPE...when I was on the phone with Lauren I called it Funscrape" -Erin "I'm not cute, I'm scrumptious!!" -Kristin "...You need a man, then you'll stop being so bitter" -Robyn, to Christine "You are soo white!" -popular saying among Lauren, Kristin and Christine "Did they say shit? They said shit, didn't they?" -Erin, when listening to "Nookie" in diner jukebox when she didn't hear "ass" being said "RESTROOMS!!!" -Kristin, said really loudly in the middle of Chili's "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go-go-go..." -Lauren, Kristin, Erin and Steen, in Chili's *gasp* "It's a STEENY CAT!!!" -Lauren and Erin, in unison Dale: "So what time are you done?" Christine: "2:30" Dale: "You SUCK!!!" Later.. Christine: *looks at watch* "10 minutes..." Dale: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!" *Christine and Dale discuss Christine's math class online, and how you would think it would simple because it's for elementary school kids* Christine: "yeah..but seriously, do they learn about the Egyptian, Mayan, & Babylonian number systems?!?!? I don't think so" Dale: "those are for the foreigners" Christine: "hee hee hee..good point but most of the kids are Spanish or something that aren't from the US...HA!" Dale: "that's what you thought. they could be MUSLIM!! ha ha ha. you have a terrorist in your elem class. lol. sucks for you" "I thought I was stupid but it turns out Steen's stupid!" -Lauren "When I get my own place, you should come over. We could hang out, party, have casual sex..." -Adam Marc: "Where are you going?" Christine: "Home. I'm sick." Marc: "What's wrong with you" Christine: "I'm nauseous" Marc: "Maybe you have anthrax!!" Jon: "Yeah, me and Zack are Christmas lovers" *Christine and LIzzi laugh hysterically* Jon: "Whoa, WHOA!!! I didn't mean it like that...Remember, children, this is an ambiguous sentence & needs TWO trees!" Christine: "Fine, do we want to call this 'composition' or 'position'?" Zack: "Let's go for the P-O-S!!!" *next Linguistics class* Christine: "I wonder where Jon and Zack are" Casey: "I dunno, it's not Christmas yet" |