| "If I was a nice person I would go back in and say, 'Dale, you're an idiot'...but I'm not a nice person" -Christine "Why don't you come over and bag for me, I always bag for you" -Rob, to Chrisitine (the liar!!!) "Aw, come on, David, I would bag for you..." -Ron Customer: "Ok, you take care now" *Matt can only nod, because his mouth is full of a candy bar* "Looks like someone left their nipples for a bottle sitting there" -customer *cell phone rings* "Whoever this is, I'll call you back later!" *hangs up* -Matt Marc: "Get outta my store, you're fired" Christine: *stage whisper* "He thinks he's the store manager" Customer: "O..k.." Christine: "Do you have an Acme card, sir?" George: "No sir - I mean no ma'am.." "WHAT?! No bags? I can't work under these conditons!!!!!!!!!!" -Steve "Do you smell that? Somone was smoking in here. What's wrong with people, you don't smoke in a supermarket!!!" -Robyn *Steve breaks the light switch for register 3* Steve: "Gee, man, I wonder who broke your light.." Ryan L: "I have no idea, STEVE" Steve: "Must have been kids..." Later.. Steve: "Hey Ryan, why don't you turn on your light?" Ryan L: "Because I CAN'T, Steve" Later... Christine: "Hey, Ryan, you should have Steve standing in front of your register with a sign saying that you're open" Ryan L: "No, he'd LIKE that!" LATER... Steve: "I really think you should turn your light on, Ryan" Ryan L: "Shut up, Steve..." *on a cool, windy night* *runs after Christine* "Hey, Christine, I'll break the wind for you!!" -Kristin "Heeeeeeeeed your dreeeeeeeeeeeeeams..." -Lauren, to Christine "Dude, that South Campus bus driver is pretty cool. I mean, he's talking on his cell phone, eating a bagel, and driving with his knee. Now THAT'S impressive..." -Adam "What did you major in, DRUNK?!?" -radio DJ "I need the key on 8 - UH, 6...I need the key on 6" -Steve "...She's only working til 4, but I don't know if I can stand working with her much longer. I mean, look at this *holds up piece of fruit* she cuts them too big. I don't know if I can work with that, man" -Levonia Christine: "What time do you work til?" Levonia: "9" Christine: "That sucks" Levonia: "Girl, you ain't helping me feel any better. You're supposed to help me feel better. 'That sucks'...Jeez" Survey: What do you think about...ugly guys/girls? Kelly Raymond: They're ugly "If that stupid fly doesn't stop following me around, Ima kill it. It's gonna follow me to its death" -Jackie Jackie (off time clock, now a customer): "Ooh, Liz, I like this pen, when are ya gonna let me have it?" Liz: "Ma'am, I would greatly appreciate it if you would give me back my pen *snatches it back* because I'm not gonna let you have it" Customer to Christine: "You are very courteous" Roger: "HA! No she's not. She deserves an Oscar for that performance!" Rich: "How many hours you got today?" Christine: *sigh* "6" Rich: "Ah, I remember those 6-hour shift days..." "YOU'RE tired?!? I'M the one who has mono!!!!!!!!!!" -Rich *Christina slaps herself with a sponge* "This is a living, breathing creature!! A living breathing creature!" -Christina "You know how you put your tooth in milk when it falls out? You can put your genitals in milk too, and THEY WON'T GO BAD!" -Lauren Survey: Favorite...brand of clothing Jeri: So help me God, I like Express *hangs [head] in shame, but stylishly in shame* Survey: Your problem in life Jeri: *lies down on shrink couch* It's so many things really Survey: Do you like the color pink? Erin: On pigs. That's all Survey: What do you think about...animals Erin: As long as they don't eat/hump/spit on me, it's cool Lauren: *counts crackers for serving size as Steen holds open bag for her* "One, two, three, four, five, six.." Steen: *reaches in bag, takes cracker* "Five.." |