| Christine: "Omigod...is that a Crispy M&M costume?" Erin: "We all know what Christine's gonna be for Christmas - wait..." "Mommy, will you be my parent and/or guardian so I can get a CD I want?" -Lauren Lauren: "I'm gonna get Erik drunk when he gets down here so he can stay" Kimmer: "That's immoral!" Lauren: "There's nothing about liquor in the Bible!" Christine: "Hee hee, that'll be Lauren's excuse. Kimmer will say it's immoral, then Lauren will say...*drunken slur* There's nothing...about liquor...in the Bible!" "Oh, it's not gonna grow back, I got my receipt." -Eric on Boy Meets World "Isn't Black Friday during Easter?" -Lauren, when Danielle and Christine were talking about the day after Thanksgiving "Trick or treat for Christine!" -Christine, on the day after Halloween when she reached into someone's lunchbag "Yeah, it took me awhile to figure out what that was. I was like, 'Why is there a 20 and an 01 on my ring?' Then I realized 'Ohh...2001!'" -Kristin, on our class rings "Oh Potter god..." -morning prayer "Baa...if you think that's good, I do a chicken better..." -Mr. Potter Lauren: "I'm not mean!" Diane: "Yes you are!" *Lauren gives Diane the finger* Christine: "Oh yeah, you're not mean!" "If it's fixed, will it work?" -Marc, to Adam about a CD player "God bless atheism!" -email from Evan to Kim *Lauren and Christine beat each other with Religion books* Christine:*pulls up shirt sleeve* "Look at what you did to me!" Lauren: "Would you like me to pull down my pants so you can see what you did to me?" *look of realization* "Wait.." Lauren: "AH! CRITICAL THINKING! I'm gonna write that on my hand so I remember it!" Christine: "Lauren...THAT WOULD BE CHEATING ON A MORALITY TEST!!" Lauren: "Hee hee, I'm gonna cheat on my morality test!" "What color is red?" -Erin Misinterpretations of "Blue" (Actual: "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba dye..") "I'm blue, I'm a three dollar guy..." -Erik's (ex)girlfriend Alena "I'm blue, if I'm green I would die.." -Amanda "Ibeennudyage" -Lauren, misinterpreting "I've been to the edge" Christine: *commenting on Lauren's 7th grade yearbook picture* "Aww, you had chubby cheeks when you were younger..." *1/2 hour later* Lauren: *flops on bed* "Hey, did you say my cheeks were fat?!?" *Christine thinks Lauren is talking about her butt...* "Well, Mr. Stopyra, you shoulda said to her, 'I represent the Religion Department of Padua Academy. Now get the hell outta my spot!" -Bernadette, advising Mr. Stopyra on what to say to a woman in his parking spot at school "Yeah, and I have a little WILMINGTON on my head!" -Kristin "Oh crap..." -Erin, in a bathroom stall "Guys, we're not hanging out in the mall anymore..." -Lauren, after finding out that Mr. Potter always goes to SuperFresh Lauren: "I hate you" Christine: "I hate you too...call me!" "I lost my atom!" -Mrs. McClory "You know why the Chinese are so ahead of us in school?!?" -Angel, in frustration in the middle of math class "Dyslexic am I." -Lauren "Anyone have a -shit!- no wait, I have my own" -Erin Christine: "I would give her the finger, but my luck your mom would come or something.." Kristin: "Nah, she'd probably see it as a sign of greeting and give it right back to you" "Oh, I hope I get a turkey!" *flaps arms* -Erin, after bowling 2 strikes Erin: "Did you just burp?" Christine: "Yup. Gas happens sometimes" "Yeah, me and Lauren have that defensive driving course - I was soo gonna say drinking & driving..." -Christine, to Kristin "It's called GOODYEAR!" -Lauren, after a really loud car goes by "...And their punishment was washing police cars for a year.." -police officer in class; Lauren & Christine thought he said WATCHING police cars for a year... "Heh" -Mrs. McClory's way of saying 'huh' "See, that was more of a distressed 'heh'. Heeeeeeh..." -Dottie, in chemistry "Yo no se...no me importa" -Amanda (I don't know...I don't care) *pulls curl* "Boy-yoy-yoy-yoing!" -Katie V |
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