| *while dissing Steve's car* Marc: "Dude, can your car even hit 50?" Steve: "Occasionally" Marc: "Only when the sun's shining?" Steve: *laughs* "Yup" Marc: "Without the transmission falling off?" "Man, you know what kinda car I'm gonna get? A Model T. From...1900. Can you imagine that? I'll soup it up and everything.." -Marc Steve: "Who makes Model Ts?" Marc: "Ford. They used to. I ain't never seen one, but I think it would be pretty cool looking." Customer to Ryan: "Can I have paper in plastic?" Michelle: *over loudspeaker* "Register 5 is now open" Ryan: "Oh, darn, I gotta go open up, that's me..." "Can I have bags?" -customer to a bagger Marc: "Cavaliers SUCK man. Neons do too. I could never drive a Neon..." Steve: "Man, you don't even HAVE a car!" "I was off yesterday & my mom wanted me to go grocery shopping. So I look at the ads, & of course Acme has to have a lot of good sales. So I drove all the way up to the Granite Run Acme so I wouldn't come in here on my day off" -Robyn Rich: "I got a truck" Christine: "Really?!?...What kind" Rich: "Ford F-150" Christine: "Yay! I approve..not that you care" Megan: "Someone once said..'Megan always gets her way cuz she's the loudest!'" Christine: *laughs* "Someone once said..." Sarah: *laughing* "A wise person once said.." Megan: "A wise person once said, 'MEGAN SHUT UP!!!!!'" "Ah, yes, but then we'd be ASSUming, and we all know what ASSUming does.." -Megan Christine: "Steve...why are you wearing Katie's nametag?" Steve: "Cuz I can't find mine. And this one's holding my shirt closed." Dale: "Ha ha, college sucks for you" Christine: "...Well, tomorrow I don't even have to get up til 8:00" Dale: "Ok, you suck now" "Do you always bring calculators to diners? Do you not trust us?!?" -waiter at Korner Diner (misadded total) "I never pose nude without my cow stomachs!" -Kristin Megan: "You know how we're the Alphabitians & we're basing our system on Roman Numerals? Well, let's call our system 'Ralphen Numerals'!" *laughs hysterically* Christine: "That sounds dirty.." Sarah: "It sounds like we're puking" Jackie: "If you pay 5 dollars then you can wear nice fitting jeans to work tomorrow for breast cancer" Ryan: "I don't wear pants that fit me" Kristin: "guess what I just did?!" Steen: "what?" Kristin: "got my arm stuck in Lauren's bed!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin: Erik: "Exactly, cuz I'm a jerk" Erin: "Shithead" Erik: "Yes ma'am...Can I take your order?" Erin: "I'd like a 'fuck you' with fries" Erin: "And biggie size it, bitch" "My stomach is large and in charge and coming out of my pants" -Melina --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From one of Christine's dreams: *Lauren wants to say something and grabs microphone* *someone unplugs microphone* *Kristin and Christine laugh hysterically* Christine: "Lauren: unplugged" *and then I woke up..it's pretty sad if i'm dreaming quotes now..* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christine: "..So Ryan wanted to know if I was gonna make her pay me for it, and I'm like, 'No, I'm not taking money from a first-grader!' I mean, it would be like, 'Gimme your lunch money!'" *Lauren laughs hysterically* Christine: *look of realization* "I get my paycheck tomorrow!!" Dianna: "Shopping spree!!!!!!!!!" Christine: "No. Gas money." Dianna: "Oh." *overenthusiastically* "Let's go to the gas station, then!!!!!!!" Dale: "Did you request off?" Christine: "No, there weren't any forms, I'll do it on looseleaf tomorrow" Dale: "I wrote on a napkin" Jackie: "What? You expect me to walk all the way across the parking lot? Well, that's good, I need to exercise these big tits" *laughs* *Jackie walks away* Christine: *mutters* "Wish I had that problem.." Robyn: "Yeah, seriously!" Customer: "I don't want you scribbling on my receipt" Christine: *shrugs* "Ok" Customer's daughter: *whines* "Daaaaaaaaaaad!" |