| "...Yeah, he pretended to be me...he got the thug walk down and everything; I was impressed" -Bill *upon looking for Milltown Road* Kim: "That's route 2" Christine: "That's not Kirkwood Highway, it's...MILLTOWN ROAD!!!!!" "So where's Hitler?" -Liz, talking about a certain CSR "...So yeah, it'll be my computer and no one will be allowed to touch it. And if they do, I'll bite their fingers off" -Robyn Survey: Would you go to Antarctica? Jeri: Are you paying? Survey: Do you own any para-military gear? Lauren: Why do I do surveys? Why asks I... Survey: In your opinion, what sexual position goes best with polka? Lauren: None. There is no sex allowed during a polka song. I forbid it. Besides, how into it can you be knowing that you're listening to some fat, Polish guy playing the accordian for "Big Billy and the Polka Dots"?!?!? Survey: Why did you bother to fill this out - are you THAT bored? Lauren: I have no freakin life ok...jeez...I think I'll go sign up for group therapy now... Survey: Do you like canned beets? Kristin: Beets aren't bad people. Embrace the beets. LOVE the beets Survey: Do you own a firearm, and if so, what kind? Kristin: No firearms...but I keep a lot of weapons in my bedroom. Tools, blunt objects...knives...razors..more tools...you know. Normal stuff a girl's got to have "If they call me into work tomorrow, I'm telling them I'm drunk" -Dana Christine: "Did you dye your hair?" Michelle: "No, I just woke up one morning and it was blonde" "Dude, you like, don't have to mount the milk to get me my iced tea...but thanks" -Christine, to AJ "Come on, I'm gonna grow another asscheek!!!!!!!" -Christine, in frustration, at a long red light down UD (with Lauren in the car, lol) Lauren: *in bathroom stall* "I have Pooh on my underwear" *Christine laughs hysterically* Lauren: "What, do you have a problem with Winnie the Pooh?" "Heh heh, STINKY!!!!!!!!!" -Lauren "Yeah, we have little Steen bugs that bounce all over the room.." -Kristin *Kristin runs back in the dorm room* "I know why the graduation dream was so disturbing...you *points to Lauren* were the priest, and you wore this black velvet thing...and Steen was your altarboy" -Kristin "Yeah, I noticed that there's like, no pattern to the desks here, they're just clumped together...I led a sheltered life at Padua.." -Lauren Lauren: "...Steen, you have to get outta there! They're gonna drive you crazy & you're gonna end up sitting in a corner, rocking and going 'diddley-diddley dee'..." Steen: *pause* "I have never 'diddley-diddley deed' in my life" Lauren: *grin* "I just did" "Well, both my parents were raised Catholic but I was never baptized. They said they didn't want to raise me on a religion where status depended on the size of your hat. I mean, look at how big the pope's hat is! God must wear some big-ass sombrero..." -Adam Steen: "I really have to pee" Lauren: "This is my friend Steen. She has to pee" Later... Lauren: "I really have to pee now..Hi, I'm Lauren & this is my friend Steen. We both have to pee.." "...That's cuz Tampex are huge, like cannons! And they're cardboard...you could get a paper cut!" -Kristin "Dammit, Steen. Now I have 'I Want Dale to Want Me' in my head..." -Lauren Survey: What will your first son be named? Jeri: If I had kids I'd give them cruel names like Marco and Polo Survey: What will your first daughter be named? Jeri: My cruel name for a daughter would be some kinda weird hippie name like Moonbeam or some such thing Lauren: "You know what really bothers me? When people call Target 'Tarje'. And you know who does this? My cousin..." *Lauren keeps on repeating herself until we get to Target* Steen: "GET HELP!!!" Kristin: "Do yo know what bothers me? When there are lots of empty parking spaces & people have to park in the one farthest away from the store" Lauren: "Well you know what bothers me?.." *keeps on repeating herself* "At least I didn't have a quote wrong for an entire year!!!!!!!!!!" -Kristin "Well, if it's not Baptism then what is it? Baptistism?...Baptastic?..." -Kristin Kristin: "Thongs are butt floss" Lauren: "No, that's a g-string!" Kristin to Lauren: "You are very expressive in your facial expressions" Steen: "No, that's me, I'm the one who got in trouble with Ms. Ruffner last year, remember?" Lauren: *examines family picture* "You know, your dad does not look like anyone in that picture. It looks like the body was there and someone cut his head out and stuck it on there.." Christine: "Lauren..that's cuz that's my mom's side of the family..." |