Christine: *to Alex and Seanzy* "Are you guys picking on Ronnie? Didn't your Mommy teach you not to pick on little girls?!?"
*upon watching Christine take the salad bar stuff off the Produce load*
"You're like an ant! You can lift things five times your body weight!!" -Produce Brian
"So just tell her to shut the fuck up because the rest of us don't want to listen to it anymore!!!" -Sharon
*upon Dariah and Katlin checking out Christne's new car*
Dariah: "Look at us, circling the car like we're gonna buy it!"
Christine: "You can help me with payments if you want!!!!"
"Yeah..it's sad...I can probably get the salad bar up faster than I can get a guy up" -Christine
*upon Alex talking nonstop*
"Do you talk in your sleep too?" -Christine
"Oh look whose talking. Do you?!" -Alex, to Christine, about above comment
"...Can you please NEVER make that noise again?!" -Lauren
*upon the phone ringing and Christine hoping it was the substitute service but it wasn't*
Christine: "Man...I was hoping that would be a call *thinks* Well...it was a call..."
Kim: "Yes, the phone did ring..."
Seanzy: "She's a very nice girl"
Christine: "Who lets you bang her"
Seanzy: "Exactly"
"Ok, C'MON, how can he not be gay?! Straight guys don't notice stuff like that!!!" -Robyn
Christine: "I like penis."
Robyn: *shocked gasp* "Christine, I cannot believe those 3 words just came out of your mouth!!"
Christine: "They're fun. How are those two and a half words?"
Robyn: *walks away, still in shock*
"..And I'm like, 'Oh yeah, you're a ladies man - you hang out with Ron!!!" -Robyn
"Did you know that cows can walk up steps but not down steps? I'm going to test this theory. I'm going to rent a cow. And if this is true, I will have a houseguest." -Produce Brian
Christine: "So I found my new sneakers"
Produce Brian: "Really? Where were they?"
Christine: "In the Skechers box under my bed"
Produce Brian: "In the box they came in. What a concept."
Survey: Do you use profanity?
Dawn: shit no in no fucking way do i use motherfucking profanity i'd get my cocksucking mouth washed out with soap if i did!... :)
Survey: Do you have any imaginary friends?
Dawn: he told me to say no
If I'm not idle I'm here...
If I'm idle I'm sleeping...
If I'm idle for more than 12 hours I forgot to put up a new away message...
If I'm idle for 24 hours + then I'm just not an away message checking whore :) -Dan's away message
"Ok, we're going out for a quickie" -Sharon, talking about herself and Ron going on a quick cigarette break
"Where's num-nuts?" -Sharon, talking about Ron
Bagger: "Where do these go?"
Bob D: "On the other side of my nuts" *grin*
Robyn: "Everyone wears underwear, Christine"
Nina: "Not always" *grin*
I think there is a young child stuck in my throat and he's scratching to get out...
Feeling a bit sick, so I'm resting and eating some soup -Don's away message
Ron: *whine* "Christine, I'm only 40...I'm too young to be a Daddy!!"
Christine: "Yeah...babies having babies...it's such a shame..."
*open and closes tongs in Bob D's face* "Hey Bob...got your nose!!" -Christine, scaring her Produce Manager
"Yeah, I don't wanna get, like, beef stuck in my teeth" -Steen
"If I ever get married, I'm not having a topless wedding dress...STRAPLESS! I meant to say STRAPLESS!" -Steen
maybe i'll make him some dinner on vday. that would be nice, right? get some wine and fancy meat or something. -Lauren
*upon finding out it was a co-worker's birthday*
"How old is she? And how old is that in troll years?" -Seanzy
"...I'll consider it. I am taking the one book you leant me on vacation - The Five Idiots You Meet in Heaven or whatever..." -Produce Brian