"Yeah, Brian, we'll go up that mountain - Bareback Mountain or whatever..." -Ronnie
"Christine, you're PMS-ing every week!" -Seanzy
*Robyn flips Seanzy off*
Seanzy: "Where and when?"
it's valentine's day and hump day.
everyone's screwed. -Danielle P's away message
Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day!
At work. -Kristin's away message
everyday I find a new reason why living on the ship wasn't so bad.
today I realize that while living on a ship you CANNOT lock your keys in the car! -KellyRaymond's away message
"Well, as long as you enjoy your stroll in the Magic Kingdom" -Dom
"Drunk phone calls are America's only true Art form" -Lauren's friend Phil, in a drunk phone call to me
*upon taking turkey breasts off the pallet to get to the bananas (and discovering that they are quite heavy)*
"Yeah, those turkey tits are nothing to mess with" -Produce Brian
"Yeah, it's still like that honeymoon period, minus all the sex" -Christine
*upon Robyn complaining about 2 customers complaining that there's no yellow cake in bakery*
"If I pee on it, it will be yellow" -Christine
Christine: "A salad?! Why did you get a salad?!"
Ronnie: "Because everything in the hot food bar was stupid, and this was the next-best choice"
*upon being informed that we had to do self-evaluations at work*
"Ooh! Self-evaluations?! I love this time of year!"
*skips to desk to get one* -Robyn
*upon marking herself the 2nd highest rating on self-evaluation*
"Yeah, I did that too - I'm awesome, but there's always room for improvement" -Christine
*upon Robyn's dog having to have surgery*
"You have a defective dog - send it back!!" -Seanzy
"Do I look like a nice person?! Because apparently strangers think I am and then ask me for money. I'm a magnet for crazy people" -Seanzy
"Bawls in man paws!" -Brian
*upon Steen texting Kristin to come to Deer Park*
Ok I'll be there in a day or so! ;) who's there? -Kristin
Erin: "What do you call it when a girl is free ballin it?"
Lauren: "Free Labia-n."
Survey: What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
Ashley: i'm fucking adorable, duh.
Survey: Are you gay?
Ashley: no, i like men and all their accessories
Lauren: "That's not art"
Kristin: "It will be, I'm zooming in."
Kristin: "Can I make a word search? Abortion?...:
Lauren: "SIDS?"
Kristin: "SIDS?! What's wrong with you?! That's so mean!"
"That titty's an imposter" -Brian S.
"Cuz if I wasn't that means you a ho!" -Brian S, on the saying, "You are your father's daughter"
"That's how you make babies *pulls out baby drawer* SLICE *cutting motion* -Lauren
"Vag dropping" -Brian S
"Curdles are like hugs in your stomach ...really tight hugs.." -Kristin
Christine: "I am SO SICK of helping stupid customers!"
Dom: "I'm helping a stupid customer - and that would be my Dad"
"Hey, Christine, is that a bug on your forehead?!" *flicks forehead..for the millionth time* -AJ, being annoying
"Yeah, I was mean to every customer I rung up. I was like, 'Fuck you!' Well, I didn't say that, but I think my actions showed that." -Seanzy
Casey: "...except for the weight thing - it always seems to be the skinny girls that go on diets"
Christine: "There's a fat girl in me just waiting to get out"