Lauren: "Because of the Italian or the Redneck? HAHA!!!...I kid.."
"Where are the scissors? Where are the scissors? Where's the tape?! AAAHH!! All the hair!!" -Scrapbooking Adventures with Lauren
Maine! brb - Brian's away message while in Maine
"I haven't had apple pie since the last time I had apple pie." -Ron
"...The tongs of the fork..." -Kristin
The internet has males" -Kristin
"Look, Look, Look!...Hearts..Butts...hearts...butts..." *proud grin* -Steen
yeah you need to get on that
and by that i mean him
and by him i mean his bed -Ashley
*upon looking at Brian's pictures from Maine*
Steen: "Why is he walking along the road?"
Kristin: "He's singing Journey to himself"
Lauren: "...More of a revolutionar-zing band..."
Steen: "...Revolutionar-zing?"
Lauren: "Shut up!"
"This is Brian *waves hand over him, then whispers* Faggotry.." -Kristin, about her brother
Steen: "Does 'faggotry' have one g or two?"
Brian: "Two!!!"
booyah is an in your face-ish kinda celebratory statement most of the time -Casey
"My teach is chill like whoa" -little harlem catholic school student -Casey
I think I'm done with lab tonight. I called it the vagnina and then I saw Jesus in an x-ray. -Phoebe's away message
"..I'm gonna slap his ass and stab him in the nuts!!!!!"
*Later*
"...Did I say 'slap his ASS'? I meant to say 'face'..." -Lauren
*upon listening to "Give It Up to Me"*
Lauren: "Steen, why don't you give it up to me?!...What does that mean anyway?"
Steen: "..He wants to do her."
Lauren: "...Oh. Nevermind then."
"I hate it when people do that. I don't care if you touch it." -Lauren
"When you gotta do it, you gotta do it." -Brian
"I'VE BEEN IN HORSESTALLS!!" -Lauren, announcing this to all of Bennigan's
Christine *while at work* "The salad bar is like my bastard child. I put it to bed most nights. And now I'm getting it ready for the day by setting it up."
Bob D: "Ok...now you're scaring me..."
"I'm not looking for hick!!!" -Brian
"Omigod...I'm soooo fat..." *stuffs bakery samples in mouth* -Alex
"Most Amish people don't have a Myspace." -Lauren, to AJ
"I know what kind of panties he wears!!!" -Steen
"Wow, Christine, your car's manlier than mine." -Evan, about Christine's new car
Christine: "Yeah, we never did it, we never got the chance."
Kim: "Well that's good, because just imagine how torn up you'd feel now"
Christine: "...Haha, Kim."
Kim: "I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!!"
Ronnie: "Ok, I'm going on my last break."
Produce Brian: "Ok."
Christine: "Ok...HEY! You only have a 6-hour shift! That means you get only one break!!"
Produce Brian: "Yeah! Get your ass back to Produce!!"
Ronnie: "Umm...I'm under a different contract than you guys. See ya later!!!" *runs*
*upon there being talk of a stripper pole in Produce and the guys going through the names of the female Produce/Salad Bar employees*
Christine: "Well how about _____________?"
Seanzy: "She'd start yelling at the pole. 'I'm not dancin on this; it's too dirty'!!!!!!!!!"
(it's funny cuz it's probably soooo true!!)