"Just because you HAVE a dick doesn't mean that you have to BE one" -Steen, to one of her guy friends at work
"I am the master of using scissors to cut things" -Dom
Kelly N: "Dude, don't say you wear 'stretch pants' cuz that's so 1985"
Krista: "Yeah...I wish I was born in the 90s..."
*Kelly and Christine laugh hysterically* (Krista was in an interesting state at work...)
Dom: "Well, it's time for me to do what I do every night"
Christine: "Get high?"
Dom: "Yup"
"Damn you for knowing my spots!!!" -Brian
*upon the conversation turning to William Shatner for some reason*
*bursts out laughing* "If we totally shortened his name it would be 'Billy Shat'!!" *guffaw* -Steen (my drunk quote of the night)
If you were here you could go too -Danny...yay obvious drunk texting...
*upon Brian announcing he had 5 drinks*
Lauren: "Steen, how many did I have?"
Steen: "Uh..I dunno..."
Lauren: "Steen!!! You are supposed to keep track of these things!!!"
"...We went to the dineR last night? Nuh uh..." -Lauren
"He masks his emotions. And then he'll get herpes.'" -Don
Don: "Oh no, I got some of that water in my mouth, now I have herpes!" *pouts*
Steen: "Herpes of the teeth"
Don: "Yes. I have herpes of the teeth and rabies of the mouth"
*upon talking about "Like a Prayer" by Madonna*
Steen: "But I mean, c'mon...'I'm down on my knees...gonna take you there...' It's soo dirty!"
Don: "I know. Gay boys love that song."
"Sometimes I order Applebees carside to go. Then I walk over and get it." -Ralphie (he lives right near Applebees)
all that AND your IQ exceeds that of a doorknob -Adam
im going to lay down, my butt hurts -Ashley
nah
it couldn't happen to you
you know someone who had it done
it's like those std commercials
seriously...
it couldn't happen to you -Danielle P, about my computer getting struck by lightning
Steen: "Buzzed is my favorite state...drunk is next..."
Don: *giggles* "Wouldn't that be funny if a student asked you what your favorite state is and you said, 'Buzzed...'"
Kim: "So did the Mountain Dew taste alright?"
Evan: "Yeah, it was fine, why?"
Kim: "It expired in February." (It was July when she said this).
*upon Steen being nauseous and achy*
Produce Brian: "You're pregnant."
Steen: "There's NO WAY that is possible."
Brian: "...That's what Mary said."
Alex: *holds up 2 hot dog buns*
Steen: "I only want one hot dog"
Alex: "I know, just grab your bun!!!"
"Oooh, this one is big and black." -Alex, while getting his hot dog
Alex: "It's [his hot dog] is all red."
Steen: "That's cuz you're biting it."
*upon Alex eating his 8th hot dog*
"He's full of weiners." -Kat
"Delaware's new state motto should be, 'Delaware: Land of Construction' because THAT'S ALL THERE IS!!!" -Steen
"I sat there. I was stuck in traffic there. They should be giving out t-shirts. 'I Survived Construction on 95'." -Steen
"It's funny because they have the speed limit signs that say the speed limit is 45 and that fines are doubled in the work zone. And I start flipping out when I get up to 5 miles per hour because I'm like, 'OH NO!!! I DON'T WANT A TICKET!!'" -Steen, not being bitter