Okay, so maybe it's "Enemies of Metal, your death is our reward," but those terms are more or less interchangeable
-Jeff's Away Message
homework...
(if by 'homework' i mean watching felicity and panicking about the fact that my homework isn't doing itself) -Lauren's away message
you can't expect me to remember my gloriousness - Brian
Lauren: "I have a really good feeling about this"
Steen: "Yeah, you also said you had a good feeling when Eric and I got back together that third time"
Kristin: "OOOH!!! Burned by Steen!!"
OMG GLASS! - how Lauren labeled a box full of glass
Steen: "LAUREN!!"
Mike: "What?!?!"
Steen: "...You're not Lauren..."
Mike: "Does it really make a difference?"
*upon Steen knocking on the door, calling Lauren's cell phone, then calling the house phone so Lauren could let her in out of the rain*
"Oh, look, I have a missed call from Steen!!" -Lauren
Steen: I'm hungryyy
Brian: At 1:14?
Steen: Aren't I always?
Brian: True
*upon Lauren asking for her Dad's help in moving her bed*
Lauren: "The apartment is in the basement, so we just have to throw it down the steps"
Lauren's Dad: "Or we could strap it to someone's back, like Steen's"
Steen: "Or I could sit on top of it and you could push it down the steps, like a sled!!"
Ron: "So I said I wanted a probation officer - they were giving them to people who were retarded. And I had to prove that I was retarded. And I couldn't."
Steen: "What does that make you if you can't prove that you're retarded?"
haha you put "phillies" and "win" in the same sentence you should go into standup - Adam
Erik: the food is really good
Steen: ...don't even try to tempt me with food
it doesn't always work
Erik: no you don't understand, the food is REALLY good
"Yeah, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear you say that so I don't get angry at you, k?" -Kelly N
Ashley: but it's...a boy fishie
Steen: how do you know?
Ashley: cause its an algie eater
and only boys eat gross things
*upon talking about the Fourth of July*
Dom: "Yeah, I don't plan on remembering the ball drop"
Christine: "...The ball drop?! What?!"
Dom: "Oh shit, wrong holiday!"
*upon talking about a co-worker*
Christine: "Yeah, Brian needs a relationship"
Robyn: "Brian needs to get laid!!!"
*upon seeing all the steps in the Def Leppard stage setup*
"They all still have their legs"-Kristin
"Aspen's in this country?!" -Lauren
*upon talking about Scrapple*
Kristin: "Boot grindings"
Brian: "Everything but the oink"
"Did you say, 'aimin' in my butt'?!?!?" -Lauren (Kristin said, "Amen, my brother")
"That's a lot of people in one bucket" -Kristin
"Fuck clean that" -Brian
umm..marry him...there's someone who has achieved equal dorkhood to you
jk -Adam
*during "Animal"*
"I agree - I like animals" -Kristin
slight delay kids...no earthly clue where my ticket is -text from Kristin
*upon Don giving me his email address (his full name at hotmail.com)*
Don is a hot male!" -Brad