Banana Fanna Fo Fonnie
Me My Mo Monnie
Ronnie. LaRuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!!!" -Pat
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* -Greg, burping over the PA
Produce Brian: "Did you hear Christine, Pat? When I asked her to sweep and mop our floor she said, 'Yeah, sure'."
Christine (to Pat): "He forgot to add the sarcasm that was in my voice when I said it!!!!"
"Is Dale still in high school?" -Lauren
*upon holding a broken butternut squash*
Christine: "Hey Pat, you want any butternut juice?"
Pat: "That sounds SO WRONG!!!"
hmmm, how can we cause trouble down in DE w/o actually being there together...
i'll think about that one and get back to you haha -Sara
Danielle P: "You've NEVER had your wisdom teeth out?!"
Christine: "Nope. They never came in. Explains a lot, doesn't it?"
Danielle P: "Well the wisdom part anyway..."
i am some kind of steamy stink -Lauren
"Brass knuckles on a metal door" *dingding* -Kristin
"Brass knuckles on a metal tuna can" *silence* -Kristin
*upon Danielle refilling out the questionnaire for work*
Danielle P: wow
20 pages of that done
way too many questions
Christine: holy shiiiiiiiiiit
Danielle P: but i said i was patient
"The cap'n is my best friend all damn night!" -Brian (New Year's drunk phone call)
Steen: so before you ask...i have no idea
Lauren: LOL!
i was LITERALLY just thinking..."hmmmm i wonder if steen knows anything..."
Steen: kinda makes me wanna have the away message: "drinking every night cancels out going to the gym everyday"
Lauren: LOLOLOL!!
ohhh steen
you should be writing these down!
you get witty when you're angry!
Steen: ...witty?!
are we in fuckin 19th century england?
eh?
oh...wait...that's canada
Lauren: i'm glad that we still function on the same brainwave. it's comforting! someday when i'm 80 and you're 81 i'm gonna randomly quote the quotebook or something to one of my plethora of grandkids and you'll call me or pop out of a bush or something and call me a tool for reading the quotebook too much. =D!
...or something teehee
Steen: ...you had to rub in the age difference, didn't you?
yeah, and then you'll guffaw so much you'll have to change your depends
Lauren: that depends crack was not funny
...no pun intended
"I hate teaching together!!! Everytime we talk about something from the 80s she looks at me and says, 'Dude, I was 3!'" -Kelly N, not being bitter that she's 5 years older than i am
Christine: "I need a drink"
Kelly N: "Me too. Too bad I can't. I'll just eat til I throw up instead."
(oh the joys of pregnancy haha)
Steen: ...
Adam's away message: paper
Steen: scissors
I WIN!!!! :-D!
because thinking about him in a thong
makes me want to actually burn myself holocaust style -Eric
*upon Kelly N doing the practice round vocab test for some contest that we gave to middle school*
question: A place where you would find a lot of discourse
c. a rock concert
d. a courtroom
(d. is the correct answer)
Kelly: *crosses out "dis" and puts "inter" to make it "intercourse"* *giggles*
Christine: "So that would make the answer "c"."
*while walking up and down the aisles in Target*
Lauren: "Need any soap, Steen?"
Steen: "...What are you trying to say?"
"I've slacked on my manscaping." -Brian
"I might need to use the third seabelt on these manscaping remnants!" -Brian
"A nutscrape is when you manscape too often." -Kristin