Bloop, bloop, bloop
My balls are in your soup
That is all. -Jeff's away message
Ashley: god steen, why you gotta talk about carson daily in your away messages
Steen's away message: some people are big big tools
Ashley: don't hate so much
up at gator's, gettin' drunk, and celebrating a day that's no fuckin' different from the other 364 days of the year...good lord these fuckin mexican holidays are stupid! -Jeff's Cinco de Mayo away message
*upon Ron and Produce Brian acting up*
Christine: "Do you guys need a time out?!"
Christine, to Greg (about Ron): "Ok, but don't punish him by spanking him, cuz he likes it"
Ron: "You be quiet!! You're not helping!!"
*upon there being monstrously large strawberries at work*
Christine: "Look! Strawberries on steroids!!"
Ron: "I want to go on steroids - it'll make me bigger"
Christine: "Steroids shrink certain things"
Brian: "He doesn't have to worry about that - it hasn't worked in years!"
Steen: "Guys...something just dinged"
Lauren: "...That was your hamburger"
"...So your nuts have been in your sister's mouth..." -Dave (don't ask..)
"I feel so...DIRTY!" -Brian, in reference to above comment
Steen: lucky for me, i said no to drugs and yay to porn
haha jk
Brian: hey, porn is definitely the way to go
There are some who think that my new screen name is "lame" and "corporate" and sounds "like it belongs to someone who would suck dick for a quarter." Might I remind you that I am, in fact, all of these things. -Evan's profile
you gave birth
you immaculate slut -Eric
who the hell doesn't have M&M's. even MICHAEL'S has M&M's
seriously man...why does harrymart boycott the talkin chocolate? -Ashley
*upon talking about how pissed off he is cuz he studied his ass off for a test and the teacher told them to write the topic they would have written about and then grade themselves*
i let my teacher know how i was feeling, too...i wrote on my paper: "Schizophrenia, A+, I hate you" -Jeff
"Phillies...that's...baseball, right?" -Tim
"Just because you took one semester of [that class] doesn't make you an expert...and you probably failed it anyway!" -Sara, in reference to an unnamed person
in summary, all i can say is...the question mark is my least favorite punctuation mark EVER (except for the period when it comes at inconvenient times) -Steen
"I'm the DRAMANATOR!!!
...I'll be sad!!" -Lauren
"Suck a dick and go to hell" -Kristin
i only made the quotepage once...the combination of bronchitus and finals does not make me a very funny person
uh...not like i checked the quotepage or anything
i...uh...have been sitting here reading up on the finer points of capital punishment
yeah...
that's my story and i'm sticking to it -Sara
Jesus gets in the way of all things good, hot and bangable -Steen
tap it -Ashley
quick shower
and i smell nice too
no one likes a girl with B.O. -Ashley
"I keep getting out-Stephaned by my brother" -Kristin
"...Was it Sigma Suck-My-Dicka? or Theta-Let's-Have-Sexa?" -Steen
"My grandmother got me nut cream..." -Dave
"Lauren did the toilet dance and it STILL wouldn't flush!!" -Steen (ok...i was kinda drunk at that point...)
*upon telling Greg about made-up frat names*
"Summa Cum Louder" -Greg
*while doing a really good job of mouthing a Celine Dion song*
"Damn, it's hard to hit that high note sometimes." -Jimmy
Steen: "Dammit, if A.J. takes over hell then that means he's gonna make me go"
A.J.: "That's right. I have a salad bar with your name on it"
Time to see Star Wars and jewbacca -Eric, upon seeing Star Wars with Adam (Jewboy) and Mike