"Oh, good. I thought that you were coming back here to give me a personal invitation to check. And if that were the case then you would not like my RSVP" -Steen
"Eleanor -
Corey called and ordered 4 trays for Tuesday morning. (They're made). And they called me up to check. As you can tell, I had a relaxing evening.
Have a good day!
Christine" -note Christine left Eleanor to explain why everything might not have been done right in regards to closing the salad bar
*sigh* I hate money...
it would be really nice if you all hated yours too. then i could just take it all away from you so you wouldn't have to deal with it anymore...i'm a good friend like that -KellyRay's away message
I know what that's like
I'm back on dial-up now and it seems like the whole world is just moving slower -Casey
OH! I am so stupid!
I just pulled a me! -Casey
two words:
murder spree -Eric
"I got more manhood than any of them!!" -Steen
Christine: "Mom, Dad got you a 'Save the Boobies' ribbon for your car"
Dad: "Find a cure."
Christine: "Same thing."
*upon talking about stuff from high school*
see, fitting into the stuff isn't the problem with me; i just wouldn't be caught dead in a lotta the crap i used to wear
like all those really awesome black shirts with white print on 'em that showed everyone my non-conformist attitude (you know, the ones they MASS-PRODUCE at Hot Topic???) -Jeff
Jeff: not to say I'm Johnny ToughNuts these days or anything, but back in high school i really was a wimp
Christine: that's cuz sallies makes all boys wimps, no matter how tough they want to be
"Yeah, she works at DuPont as a secretary, but I say that she's a lab experiment." -Dominic, about a co-worker
"Your car could hit anything and be alright. Mine, on the other hand, would stall." -Dominic, to Christine
oh god i need ice cream. it's hot as balls in here. im ready to pass nut. -text from Steen to Eric...this is why I should not text at work when I'm busy!!!
"Does she EVER shut up?! I've only been here 20 minutes and I'm going mental!" -Ron
"Bring your family to Acme and hear sex music" -Greg, talking about the double meanings of some songs on the Acme soundtrack
*heavy body bag dance* -Lauren and Steen (nuff said)
"So I guess it didn't happen so they cried and wrote a song about it" -Steen, to Lauren, during a particularly emo song
"I'm glad I wore waterproof mascara" -Steen, during emo-ish song
My favorite song by Sadness Pony is Feedbag Full of Tears -text from Kristin to Lauren. not the EXACT wording, but close enough. it was funny cuz she was making fun of the emo-ness
Steen: That's good. It makes the time go by. I was hoping you weren't upset cuz I called you a 4 eyed bitch. haha.
Eric: Not at all! haha. I laughed heartily.
Steen: *while at work* Dammit. I just cut myself AGAIN.
Eric: I know the job sucks but suicide is not the answer
Nick R: "So how's your night going?"
Christine: "Great. Wonderful. Just banged into the door of the trash chute and now I have this lovely bruise on my arm. AND I cut myself again."
Nick: "...You're stlil bleeding."
Christine: "Yup. Three band-aids. Isn't it GREAT?!?"
Steen: so did you think of a name for your bamboo plant?
Sara: not yet
i think it should have an asian name
maybe i'll ask jesse
"Yeah, well she jewed her way into making more money..." -Phil
"I think you and Nick [Lib] should make babies together" -Julie
"Yeah, I been here. I just work weekends though. And then I called out the past few weekends so I haven't been here. I hope they don't fire me though. I'd feel so much better quitting than being fired." -Malik
*this is what happens when guys are deprived of seeing their girlfriends*
*upon Greg putting a box on top of a stack of boxes in Christine's arms and accidentally slamming it into her boob*
Christine: "Sharon, Greg hurt what little boob I have!"
Greg: "Greg is very frustrated right now"
Christine: "Well you don't have to take it out on my boob!"
Greg: "I said I was sorry to it!!"
"You should have asked him if his cock is throbbing" -Greg
"EW! That looks like when my rabbit takes a piss" -Julie, about gross looking pineapple juice