Steen: "I'm not retarded I'm just...hehe I was gonna say retired to go along with what you said, but that's a word..."
"He's on the toilet reading. At least he's multitasking." -Shaun, about Eric
Shaun: "I'd like some fries with cheese please"
dineR waitress: "Cheese fries?"
Shaun: "Yeah, those"
"I'm going to build a special house someday. And it will be called House of YAAAAAAAAAAY" -Eric
"So I hear you're fucked up..." -Steen, to Rob, when he was drunk and in the lounge
Mom: "What are you going to do when you get old?"
Steen: "DIE!!!"
haha yeah fat, out of shape jewish white boys aren't known for their basketball prowess, accounting maybe, not basketball... -Adam (the Jew..)
"These corners come out of nowhere..." -Steen
today in delaware history:
2005- Christine DePaul misses her first class in two years, ending her streak of being a studious nerd and going to EVERY SINGLE CLASS...professors celebrated by, uh, still holding the class that she missed -Eric's away message
*upon talking about playing old school Oregon Trail*
he [Little E] died of a broken leg
you of a broken arm
Keith of measles
Dan of everything
me of a fever -Eric
*upon Eric telling Sara she died of Jewish fever in Oregon Trail*
"This game's anti-semantic. I'm suing" -Sara
Drunk Jeff quotes:
Jeff: so waht's the good word, sanchez?
Steen: just chillen, playin oregon trail
Jeff: dayum, b
you should've been drinking
that's what i did
and i'm typin' pretty damn well for doing it, too
Steen: so who'd you drink with?
Jeff: my friend chuck
but then when i was wandering home from grottos i ran into my friend mike
and he was drinking and walking at the same time
and i was intrigued
so i joined in
Steen: haha wow
that is amazing
Jeff: amazingly amazing, if you ask me
which you didn't but i felt obliged to answer
Steen: hehe s'ok
Jeff: sock to you too
i'm gonna go try this new fangled "sleep" thing out
see if it floats my boat
word out, Ass Pants -Jeff
my name is Miquel and i have 435245 children that farm corn beans. i need tp. send me your loin cloths. speedily. buenos noches. -my away message that Lauren wrote while drunk
i have a procrastination problem...i should be asleep now but because of this disorder I suffer from it is 12:30 and I still have to dry my hair and study for tomorrow's test (that i haven't looked at yet)... -KellyRay's away message
"God" -Steen, druing Circle of Death when having to name famous people
Lauren: "And if I die, I will bequeath you..."
Steen: "You queef?"
Lauren: "EW! No! Steen, I hate you..."
Ashley: eric isn't doing his job of being a quotepage whore?
Steen: meh. he's doing alright hehe
Ashley: tell him to hurry up and be funny
Steen: well he's asleep on my bed right now
Ashley: kick his balls
studying for le french revolution le blows -Eric's away message
she was lookiing into its sprinkly eyes -Eric
carpe dentem...seize the teeth -Jeff's away message
Kim: i'll find something!
or flowers!
Chrstine: that's a bad weekend to get flowers cuz of mother's day
they're gonna be really expensive
Kim: not if i pick them from president roselle's yard
*upon Lauren, Dave, and Brian all wearing their glasses*
Steen: "Dammit! I should have kept my glasses on instead of putting my contacts in!"
Lauren: "Haha. Two eyes!!!"