"No..but did you hear her? She had 'Pride and Prejudice' on VHS and DVD." -Kristin
i like the cock
tail sauce that comes with it -Eric, purposely making that typo because he's a quotebook whore
*upon looking at my syllabus for my Asian American Literature class*
"It seems that a lot of these authors are Asian" -Eric
i'm not ashamed
i have a pink towel -Eric's away message
wow asian clit sex? sign me up
oh wait, asian lit...
eh nevermind -Kevin
Today, my Playstation mysteriously stopped reading discs and Halo 2 won't load any multiplayer levels. While most would see this as God's way of telling me to stop playing video games, a video game addict such as myself would see this as God's way of saying I need to play more Gamecube. -Evan's away message
"Run, girl in stiletto heels, run!" -Sara, upon the Thirsty Thursday drunks being on our street
*upon talking about Acme*
i've been telling you for 4 years now that that place is gonna be the death of you! why the hell don't you listen to the Dumpster for once?? you might learn something! j/k -Jeff
"I heart polygamy" -Eric
it snows, therefore i drink...anyone feel like boozin' it up all early 'n' shit, lemme know! -Jeff's away message
Kim's AIM Profile (my sister rocks!!):
"If all of my friends were angels, I'd drown in wings" -B.S. quote
To my 216 girls, remember: We always look best when we're drunk. Sisters 4ever!!
<3 Evan <3 Being with you is like not having a tick in my ass. Luv u, sweetie!!
God, I hate profiles.
*upon selling shamrocks for Jerry's Kids, which goes toward research for muscular dystrophy*
"We have muscular dystropy.." -Jackie, over the PA
*and*
"Muscular dystrophy is back here at Acme..." -Jackie
Dan: *in reference to Rob's away message* "So did God help you yet?"
Rob: "Nope"
Kim's AIM Profile Part 2:
To my 216-gulz: Click. Sisters 4ever!
<3Evan<3 You are my Topanga. Luv u!
SB '05: Hell!
God, I hate profiles (cont.)
*upon talking about his great Pacman skills*
"I have mastered the art of packing...man" -Eric, and it sounded sooooooo wrong...
Feeding Phoebe's pet bike -Kim's away message
"Omigod...there's an Acme brand cereal called 'Freaky Fruits'!" -Greg
Greg: "What's the longest sentence in the English language?"
Christine: "I dunno. What?"
Greg: "I do."
Christine: "Heehee, that's a good one. That's pretty funny."
Greg: "Really? My girlfriend didn't think it was that amusing..."
Steen: "You drooled all over my pillow."
Eric: "Really? Well, that's cuz I marked my territory - no other man can sleep here."
*to Brian*
"You can leave at eleven...thirty...two..." -Ashley
"I understand that scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." -Dan
Jeff: ugh, tests are totally most bogus
i had one of those today
it put up a pretty good fight, but my awesomeness eventually beat it into submission
with a barrage of wrong answers
Steen: eh, that happens.
we're seniors, what do you expect?
Jeff: i expect easy courses
which leads to a lot of creative differences with my teachers
"Don't kill the cheap pen!" -Steen (put into the quotebook by none other than Ashelyyyyyy!! :)
*upon Brian, Ashley and Steen standing outside of Lauren's door, and Lauren hearing Brian's voice as they all knock*
Lauren: "IMA CUT YOU!! *opens door& "Ashley-killen-dem-babies!"
Ashley: "Don't cut me!!"