hell, i should get drunk, high, and drive down main street more than what is it 5 times that you're allowed while cat calling...i think that'll get newark police's attention
On my walk back from work I noticed, among the litter of beer bottles and packaged bologna wrappers, a used condom. Five feet later I saw an emergency pregnancy test.
Gotta love Newark, -Evan's away message
My Indian name is: Havenolifestudentteaching -Casey's away message
"I meant now as in last August..." -Steen
"They're fine the first year, but then the second year they learn the word 'no'". -Theresa, about boyfriends being whipped
and i'm sorry that i'm a drunk dork -text message from Eric to Steen
"...And I'll text you tomorrow and I love you...and tomorrow I'll text you...and I'll text you..." -drunk voicemail from Eric to Steen
*upon Lauren informing Kristin that she and I both rooted for the Jets*
*giggles* "Kristin says you are whipped by whats-his-name" -Lauren
"Well if you put your butthole in a blackhole your butt will be gone" -Lauren
"Focus, Lauren, focus..." -Mike
Steen: "Are you buzzed?"
Lauren: "I dunno. I'm not drunk. I'm just...happy."
Steen: "You're buzzed."
"Kristin is our resident redneck" -Lauren
Text from Steen to Brian: I'm in your houseeee
Text from Brian to Steen: That's SCARY
Lauren: "Steen! I can cook you dinner! I made a good one with chicken and lots of HERBS!!"
Mike: "HERBS! I want the HERBS!!!"
Steen: "What was that chicken dish you got from the Chinese restaurant that I liked?"
Lauren: "Huh?"
Steen: "Y'know...the one that was like chicken and dumplings?"
Lauren: "Steen...that was pork"
Steen: "...Oh"
Lauren: "Ok, Steen, you have to help me look for it!"
Steen: "Ok!!!..For what?"
Lauren: "South Street!!!!!"
"Is that a real size car?!" -Lauren, upon examining a billboard
"That bathroom smell is just gonna haunt me!!!" -Lauren
Lauren: "Is the food cheap?"
Philly Mike: "Would I go there if it wasn't cheap?!"
*upon Steen informing Eric that she and Sara are going to Target*
"Awww man, you two will be shopping!! And Sara will have a camera and will be taking pictures like a tourist and it will be embarassing..." -Eric
Lauren: "I just don't think he's that hot"
Me: "Hey, I'd make out with Johnny Depp"
Kristin: "See? Even Brian would make out with him...of course I don't know what that says about my brother though..."
I'm so good with one liners...watching Pirates of the Caribbean downstairs -Brian's away message
coming to grips with the reality that good music is dead and playing video games for a bit
P.S. cold weather's gay -Jeff's away message
*on Target*
"I was amazed...it was cheap and I like that cuz I'm Jewish!" -Sara
*upon Christine commenting on how cold the store is*
Dave O: "Yeah...rumor has it that they turned the heat off to save money"
Christine: "I thought they saved money when they cut our hours"
classes are overrated steen.
spending time with me is more important. -Ashley
"I dunno, I guess he just wanted to share the retina-burning experience" -Erin
"Omigod! It says 'Schooby Doo'!" -Erin, upon commenting on the dineR menu
*Erin downloading Ace of Base's 'I Saw the Sign' ringtone when pissed off guy who got his car towed claimed he did not see the sign in the lot*
"Do you know what the difference between the two are? Kim actually thinks before she speaks - you can really tell. Christine, on the other hand, is like 'blah-blah-blah-blah-blah--OOPS!' " -Lauren
Kristin: "Wel how about a Wrigly's Plentipack?"
Erin: "A PLENTIPACK?!?"
Kristin: "I worked at Happy Harry's for too long!!!"