goddamn you pop punk!!! -Jeff's away message
"blah blah blah, smoke weed, live off your parents, listen to bad music, be one dimensional" -Dave Matthews Band
-Jeff's profile
best away message in regards to the outcome of the 2004 election:
Kate: Bush won?
y r ppl so stupid?
some person: because bush cut all the education budgets -Kate's away message
im too sexy for my shirt...i'm so sexy it hurts -Don's away message
6-8 page paper due in 11 hours...
so far: 0 written...hmmmmm -Erin M.'s away
physics ain't so bad, it's just that it never works in real life -Jeff
yeah - i hope i do god
uh good -Casey
homwork like a fuckin' mo'fo' on crack -Jeff's away message
Sara: "Well it shouldn't cost more than $7.00. I just don't want to break any of my twenties..."
Eric: "Because you're JEWISH!"
"You're electric!!" -Steen, to Eric, when he shocked her
Steen: "Whoa"
Brian: "What?"
Steen: "I never realized there was a train track here"
Brian: "Hey Steen"
Steen: "What?"
Brian: "There's a train track there"
Kristin: "Actually there's 2"
"It would be nice if I could hear, but I can't because of the dumb bitches behind me" -Lauren M.
*upon someone from Career Services telling us to be modest with our body piercings*
"That's right! Hide the nipple piercings!" -Lauren M...said rather loudly...
"So I was fingering the hole in my sweatshirt..." -Eric
stop coming on to me sara -Eric's away message
"...Why is it not in English?" -Sara, upon reformatting her livejournal
Blayze: i just put a shot of something in my milfshake
Steen: MILFshake?!?
Blayze: milk
*upon talking about sex*
don't forget the perpendickular way too -Blayze (yay for drunk spelling mistakes...)
*upon Christine holding up a bent cucumber and she and Greg laughing about it*
"That's a g-spot tickler" -Greg
Keith: "Procrastinators unite!!!"
Steen: "LATER!!!"
being productive...studying for comm (whenever i find my fucking comm book) -Eric's away message
Dear sn,
I regret to inform you that as of time date no further AIM messages will be accepted by Casey's screenname unless appropriate funds are first submitted.
Thank you,
The National Poor White Boy Foundation -Casey's away message
Christine: "I smell like watermelon because I spilled watermelon juice on me."
Ron: "Well at least you didn't spill any of the seafood trash on you and get salmon juice on you."
Christine: "It's one thing for a guy to smell like fish, but it's another thing for a girl to smell like fish."
Why do philosophers feel the need to write confusing 20 page stories about their philosophies instead of just going "hey, this is my philosophy"? -Sara's away message
Lauren D: "We should go out for drinks!"
Christine: "It'll be 10 AM!!!"
Lauren D: "Oh yeah..."
"So shut up, eat Jesus, and sit down!!" -Evan
i'm gonna take some tolenol and go to sleep
oh and im gonna learn how to spell! -Ashley
*upon Steen reminding Eric that he is her bitch*
now go make me a sandwich and drive it down to me -Steen
Sara: i think run ins with drugs and the law are prereqs for being a CJ prof
as he said today in class, 'i've done bong hits til i've almost fallen off the couch and i've done shots til i have fallen off the couch, don't you think the one that actually makes you fall off the couch should be illegal'
Steen: so is it extra credit to get arrested for posession or underage drinking?
Sara: i dunno, but i think i'll bring that up in class
it is the study of criminal activity so i can get arrested and then say why i did it
and then i can just tell my parents it was all for the A