now we can slip and sue -Sara, upon me informing her that the concrete sidewalk in front of Smyth has been replaced by brick
"Your boyfriend roots for New York teams? Tell him that he sucks. But at least he doesn't root for the Giants" -RICH!!! (yes...acme Rich =D )
Lauren M: "Did you see? She brought her kid in"
Don: "Oh no. We don't bring those in."
"Dammit!! I got the gay question wrong on the test!!!" -Don
Professor: "Do we have any believers?"
*Class nods enthusiastically*
*Professor gets excited*
Don: *just to us at the table* "Just on the conferences, not on anything else. DON'T GET EXCITED YET!!"
"When it finally does happen you'll have to post it somewhere cuz I'm sure everyone wants to know" -Blayze (you guess the topic..)
im going to make friends with jimmy fallon, and he will talk to me cause he will be all coked up...and i'll be like..dude i have coke..want some
cause word on the street is..jimmy fallon = big cocaine userrrrr -Ashley
*upon cleaning up a puddle of water*
"Wow...Bounty really is the quilted quicker picker upper!!" -Steen
...did you say - i mean type..pussy? *gasp*
that is NOT a steen word -Ashley
why i love Don: :)
I cordially invite you whenever we both have the time :) -Don (he was talking about me coming to see his room)
i made a funny -Steen (Ashley wanted this in here)
Eric: "I'll run to Mexico."
Steen: "Then you will be Eric Especial!!"
finally got our internet hooked up in the apartment, so i'm celebrating by buying a new TV...this has nothing to do with the fact that our current tv is busted. -Jeff's away message
psh work is for the successful - Erik
Steen: and then what are you going to do? [after you graduate]
Erik: sell my body to science
*upon talking about the responsibility of student teaching*
when i interview for a job i will say..."i can unjam the copier when shitheads jam it." and they will say "wow" and hire me. -Steen
*upon checking out a hot guy*
Christine: "I have to keep telling myself that I'm not single!"
Don: "And I have to tell him that he's gay!"
*upon something stupid happening at the meeting*
"Gay!" -Don
"It was a mix between a jackrabbit and a cantelope..." -Eric...meaning to say antelope
"Jimmy don't like the rain because Jimmy melts." -Jimmy
Jimmy: "Another day at the F&N shopping center"
Christine: "Yeah...emphasize on the "F""
Jimmy: "Exactly. It's the Effin N shopping center"
*upon typing reflection*
Steen: "He is an intelligent boy who still has a child's laughter,"
Eric: "and when he sees ze sheep, he giggles like a little Latvian school girl...heeHEE"
*upon talking talking about a kid in the class*
"And then he says...ah Mexicans..." -Steen, being distracted by a van full of Mexicans
Steen: "So one of my kids wore a shirt that reminded me of you. It said 'Stupidity is not a true crime...so you are free to go'."
Eric: "THANKS!!"
Steen: "No! Wait...I meant that you would wear a shirt like that, not that you're stupid..."
Christine: "What's the Xtreme Value Buy this week?"
Produce Brian: "I dunno...Joyful Happiness or something..." (Energizer Batteries)
*upon giving Christine rubbing alcohol*
"Now, Christine, I trust you to use your good judgement and not drink this even though it says 'Alcohol' on it" -Produce Brian
dude, what the fuck happened last night?? -Jeff's away message
Evan Mackey's an enjoyer of the huge man cock (and the little man cock) -Phoebe's away message
*upon being informed by a person at the desk that Bob (the produce manager) called out*
"...But didn't you tell him that he's the manager?!?" -Produce Brian
After this week I will officially be referred to as "The Study King" -- now hiring lowly peasant worshippers to bow before me and take my exams for me -Casey's away message
"The immaculate reception...uh...conception..." -Eric