Brian: "Well just stand there and pretend you have a clue"
Lauren: *looks over* "What are you doing?"
Kristin: "Standing here pretending that I have a clue"
Brian: "It's a sickness called hypochondria"
Kristin: "And I think I have it!!!"
Kristin: "You smell like dryer sheets, Steen"
Steen: "That's cuz I was doing the laundry"
Lauren: "What did you do, hop in the dryer and just get out?"
Kristin: "Oh yeah, cuz any girl that doesn't talk to a sleazeball guy is gay"
Brian: "Baseball guy? What?"
"It's clam jooz. As in J-O-O-Z" -Lauren, saying calm juice
Lauren: *sings* "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
*then upon being informed as to what a milkshake is*
Lauren: *disgusted look* "Oh - well then my milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard then..."
*upon throwing individual watermelons out of a box so she can lift it to throw it down the chute*
"I don't understand why he made this so heavy! Who did he think was gonna lift it, King Kong?!" -Sharon
*upon walking by Christine in salad bar*
"If you cut it, it won't move" -AJ
*upon walking into Steen's room and seeing that her desk is messy*
"Ahh, Steen's room...it'll never change" -Lauren
"She needs gum cuz she had an onion. She wanted an apple, but we didn't have any, so I sliced up an onion and she ate it. She didn't notice a difference either" -Kristin
*Brian driving on country roads* -nuff said
"I dunno, this looks like a dirt road to me" -Lauren
*upon Kristin going through Brian's CDs and reading some band names. She says 'Journey' and Eric repeats, 'Journey?' then she reads 'No Doubt' and Steen says, 'No Doubt!!'*
*guffaws* "Did you guys get that?! It was like...'Journey?' 'No Doubt!'" *giggles* -Lauren
"Heehee...McCorkel..." -Lauren
Steen: "AMISH KIDS! LOOK!!"
Lauren: "Jeez, Steen, it's not like they're in a zoo or something"
*Later*
Lauren: "AMISH PEOPLE!!!!"
*upon being informed that the drunk woman with the gut was a belly dancer*
"Well, she sure has the equipment for it" -Brian
"Heehee...Buggy..." -Kristin, upon seeing Amish buggies
Kristin: "Where could they all be coming from?"
Lauren: "An Amish rave"
Kristin: "An Amish rave?!"
Steen: "That's when they cover the candle and then they don't, and they do it quickly" (my bad attempt to mimic Strong Bad and the Cheat)
"I told her I wanted a cookie...she probably got me lemonade or something" -a half-asleep Lauren
Lauren: "You can move the seat back"
Brian: "Thanks, considering I just castrated myself"
maybe she got me mexican porn
los boobies -Eric
"..Why are there cows next to the restaurant?" -Steen
"Toe Biggens" -Lauren, creating a name for a restaurant
"OohSHIT! It's INCUBUS!!" -Eric, at an Incubus concert
Lauren: "I've been doing yoga and I've been in a foul mood"
Steen: "...Isn't that supposed to be the opposite"
Lauren: "Yeah, but I've been biting people's heads off"
"Well at least you don't have to worry about them fucking their brains out, because they don't have any" -Kim
*upon taking a picture of a weird painting of President Lincoln*
*giggles* "I just used red-eye reduction on a dead president!!" -Steen
*upon tripping down slight step in girl's bathroom*
*gasp* "I didn't know that step was there! They should have told me! Let's rewind..."
*walks backwards into bathroom* -Lauren
Steen: "I can't drink too much, I have to be at work at 3 tomorrow"
Brian: "See, most people say, 'I can't drink too much, I have to be at work at 8'..."
Kristin: "You're talking to the girl with the 3-month hangover here"
*upon messing up some of the drinks she had*
"...a cap'n and rum...a bloody nipple..." -Lauren (cap'n and coke and a buttery nipple)
"I can be coherent when I want to be!" -Lauren
"Oh yeah?! Well she can lick my eye sockets!!" -Lauren