Erin M (drunk): so does that mean that you're coming over?
Steen: yes
*upon mixing up the twins again* "I don't know why I can't tell you guys apart when I'm..drunk..yeah, I'm drunk.." -Don
*upon stripping down to his boxers (and apparently forgetting that he did it..)*
"WHO TOOK MY SHORTS?!?" -Don
Brian: WELL AT LEAST I KNOW THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG AND NOT JUST 1 OR 2!!!
Steen: i dunno if i'd be proud of that
*(name of 'artist' withheld to save some of Brian's dignity.. ;) )*
"So you know how some babies are born with soft spots on their heads and how it's kind of pointy sometimes?...Couldn't you just use a spatula to even it out?" -Lauren
*in response to the spatula statement*
"Or, y'know, you could just use a rolling pin. Cuz that's what it's used for" *sarcasm* -Kristin
*and then the topic turns to helium tanks...how I don't remember..*
"Or that [the helium tank] would be one hell of a dildo. And most of them have wheels, so you can just roll around on it" *makes scooting motion* -Steen
"..Or you could just name a kid 'Taken' so when people call it 'Miss' someday they get the idea" -Karl
"I have to pee, myself" -Eric, meaning that he had to pee also but it sounded llike he said he was going to pee himself
"Am I talking a lot and really fast? Cuz I just had that coffee. That's what my mom does when she has a lot of coffee. She just talks and talks and talks. Since I have all of this energy I should probably go study. Bye!!!" -Ang
*Steen puts Brian's hair up in a ponytail*
Brian: "...She did not just take the ponytail holder off her wrist and put my hair up..."
Lauren and Kristin: *horrified look* *nod*
"They have pigeons in Germany too" -Lauren
Christine: "This is the new boytoy"
AJ: *turns to Eric* "I'm sorry"
Christine: "AJ, are you P.I.C [Person in Charge] tomorrow?"
AJ: "I dunno what I am"
Christine: "AJ, we've never known what you are"
Bagger Brian: "He's P-O-S tomorrow"
"It's a vicious cycle...I'll go on a Ben and Jerry's binge, gain 30 pounds...it won't be attractive" -Eric
Eric: but can they still do shows when they're 90
Steen: yes
because they are def leppard
Eric: they'll change their name to deaf leppard
because their hearing will be so shot
I got tacos! Life is sweet, and I'm gonna be a fat ass -Eric
*after calling AJ a lot over the PA*
"A------------------J------------------...I know you're still here...." -Greg, over the PA
*yay for text messaging*
Steen: congrats lush
Brian: couldn't have done it without my booze
AND my remote likes to do this thing, where it plays hide and seek with me, and its getting quite annoying cause i'm sick of seeking it -Ashley
ohh snap, steen is now trendy -Ashley
sometimes the ghetto kids scared me, cause they come up and are like..."do the crip walk!" and im like...oh my god, im scared, please leave me be...im just a little white girl -Ashley
"Yeah, I failed with flying colors" -Bob, talking about his first checker training experience
"No, I'm off tomorrow. My one day a week off. I don't know what I would do if I had 2 days off. Probably sit in my room and be confused." -Phil, not being bitter
*upon Eric and Nolan going to the movies*
Sara: our bfs are cheating on us w/ each other
Christine: lol i know...i was about to im you saying our boyfriends are going out on a date without us
eric and i are having an affair -Nolan
i was like listen freaks, no yelling -Ashley
*upon Eric pretending to be asleep and saying strange things in his "sleep" when he and Steen are on the phone*
Steen: "You're such a dork"
Eric: "Cookies?"
Ashley: whatcha doing tomorrow?
Steen: workin 1:30-10
JOY
what about you?
Ashley: jesus
Steen: you're doing jesus?
Ashley: no jesus to your schedule