congrats! your survey is one of the ones that matters! -Jeff
*in snooty voice*
"I'll have a cheesesteak...American...with provalone..." -Eric (oh-so-smart...)
thou shalt not hold stupid fucking "i love jesus" meetings in our lounge -Eric's away message
"Are we going to Baltimore?" -a VERY drunk Nolan, when we were going to Philly to see a show
"Yeah, instead of Whack-a-Mole it could be Whack-a-Baby..." -Rick
*upon Christine eating all of the Ritz crackers*
Nolan: "You're gonna turn into a Ritz!!"
Sara: "I'll have a cracker as a roommate!!"
"So I was sitting in German class and I said *bangs elbow* ouch!!" -Lauren
Lauren: "You probably got the quote all wrong!!"
Steen: "I did not!! I copied it from your away message!!"
"Oh, me, you and the Cap'n have a date sometime real soon!" -Don
To everyone who grew up on friends and love the show almost more than anything...GET OVER IT! THE SHOW'S DONE, AND THANK GOD...I'M TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE SAME 6 PEOPLE LIKE THE SHIT ACTUALLY OCCURS IN REAL LIFE...FUCK FRIENDS! -Jesse's away message
"This is my optimistic CD - see - "Hurts so GOOD!'" -Kim, to Evan
*upon Jen calling AJ over the PA by his real name*
Christine: "Omigod! AJ's gonna KILL her! Did you hear that?!?"
Brandon: "Yeah. You gonna go up front and see what happens?"
"Hey AJ! Flyers won one more game in the championships than the Devils did in the playoffs!!" -Greg
*upon Christine pushing the little cart with salad bar stuff and Greg pushing the big produce thing*
Greg: "Hey! I thought the bigger one always had the right of way!"
Christine: "You know what they say about people who drive big things"
Greg: "...Well...you drive a big car!"
Christine: "But I have nothing for people to wonder about the size of"
Phil: "Man, I wish I had a box of these [rubber bands] so that way I could fling them at employees"
Christine: "And customers"
Phil: "Why?"
*customer comes up to produce doors and asks dumb question*
Phil: "And customers"
*upon Eric finding out that he is about 1% Jewish and that Christine is about 1% Hispanic*
"We're the perfect Jewspanic couple!!" -Eric
*upon hearing Eric sifting through his change*
Steen: "Hey Eric, fetch!!" *throws penny into room*
Eric: *dives for penny*
"Begging to be added to the quotebook? That's pathetic!!" -Sara, to Eric
"I was getting beat up by old ladies! But I didn't want to hit back cuz then I'd feel bad" -Eric, talking about trying to maneuver his way during his sister's graduation
*upon saving a dollar on delivery from the Pita Pit*
"There, I clicked it! And I Iike that, cuz I'm Jewish!" -Eric
*upon talking about having to work in salad bar Saturday night*
"Yes, that's how I want to spend my Saturday night, hanging out with fruit" -Christine
Eric: "Has he used the big flashlight?"
Sara: "Only on me"
paper..sleep
sleep..paper
paper..sleep
sleep..paper
this is a tough one *eyeroll* -Lauren's away message
*upon Lauren M and Erin M wearing the same shirt*
"Yeah, it's like we're twins or something..." -Erin M
"This wasn't just a shit-smelling smell, it was like you were right up in the cow's ASS..." -Lauren M, talking about the manure smell outside of the school she and Don were at
*upon seeing Steen's away message saying that she had projects to do*
i'm a project
do me -Eric
"I wanna be white!!" -Lauren, upon talking about playing the game of Life
*upon adding "in bed" to the end of all of our fortune cookie fortunes*
"'Our first and last love is...self-love' in bed" -Sara's fortune
*gasp!* "Don't call me a lady!!!" -Steen
"There's Eric, begging to be put in the quotebook again" -Sara
"So we're over in Erin's room. That's Lauren's sister." -Don (drunk...) (Lauren and Erin are twins...)