"I feel like I'm calling you" -Steen
"Wanna get drunk? All you have to do is make out with me for a half hour" -Eric, to Steen
Danni: "It seems like you're feeling the beer"
KellyRay: "I am"
Steen: "I'm feeling up the Cap'n"
"I hate it when people burk...haha I just said burk" -KellyRay, meaning to say burp
"You don't understand...she's one of the best drunk drivers ever" -Danni
"Stop talking so fast, I can't write it all down" -Steen
"There are a lot of umbrellas outside a lot of doors and your ceiling is really low" -KellyRay
KellyRay: "You have to explain these things to us"
KellyRay and Danni: *pull strand of hair* "We're blonde!!!"
"We were poppin Rob's cherry like crazy last night" -Sara
*upon Steen commenting on Danielle's tan*
"It's not real, she's been going tanning. It's fake n bake!!" -KellyRay
time to get NAKED!! i mean, go to sleep -Lauren
Steen: sup?
Kristin: not much. taking apart an old computer. i'm up to my titties in dust.
and i'm giving it a bath!!
Steen's away message: 4 years later, and Kristin's still collecting dust!!!
Kristin's response: HEY!!!
i see that
Christine: "I need to get a box of romaine from the truck"
Bagger Bob: "Weed? What?"
Christine: "Yes, it is a requirement for all salad bar people to be happy"
Bagger Bob: "I want to work in salad bar!!!"
NEW? SHARP? THE? sharp things entertain me! especially SHINY SHARP THINGS! -Brian
"You're not Jewish. Have a goldfish!" -Jesse, to Christine
"Fuck Matza. It's so flat." -Jesse
"I'm going on the anti-Atkins diet for my religion" -Jesse
"I contain milk, Steen" -Jesse
*upon seeing Sara's purple blanket*
"That is a nice blanket. It is very purple. It's a nice fuckin blanket" *strokes blanket* -Jesse
"Ben Affleck: A waste of life" -Jesse
"Wow I'm sober" -a drunk Jesse
"Let's not say 'on the rocks'" -Jesse
*upon talking about soy milk*
"Well, yeah, it's liquid beans!" -Kristin
"I'm crazy in the caboose! No...wait...that would be my butt..." -Kristin
"I think my hands are shaking" -Sara, after having too much coffee
Eric: "That's clever Rob. Real clever."
Rob: "No it isn't. You're just an idiot."
Eric: "Yea."
"Confuscious say, 'Fuck you'." -Eric
*upon holding Steen and Sara's stuffed dog*
"Sup, dog?" -Eric
quotes cuz Chris says so:
"guys and girls both suck...but if you think of them as friends it gets easier than thinking of them as male or female"
"the hardest 4 letter words to say "love and hate" are the easiest to feel" (think about these 2...)
*Steen's away message: yep*
Eric: are you horny?
Auto response from Steen: yep
Eric: NICE
i'll use my elitE hax0r skills - Brian
*upon talking about ping-pong*
"I stand far back, but your boyfriend's a wussy hitter" -Rob
Ang: "I have an Italian presentation to do today, guess how much I have done?!"
Sara: "None!"
Ang: "No, a little more than none. I have to do it on my grandparents' immigration from Italy to here. And I have up to when they were married. But they were still in Italy."