* snowballs all u�s horrid neighbours! When they is comes out of their homes , splat snowballs on their face and jumps up and down and do roly poly on snow!!
*makes an igloo in middle of road and use as roundabouts! Diverts traffic in wrong directions!
* clear u�s cars and pavements and drives furiously and vigourouslys throwings snow into enemies gardens and cars! If they is comes out and objects, ignores and carry ons like u is not even noticed they is there!
* empty u�s freezer contents outside in snow and switch off u�s freezer to saves electricitys. Tut tut if u is got fridgefreezer. Shames on u! Greedy poo!
* when snow is starts fallings again , lie down with mouth wide opens. If peoples is asks u what u is doings, say u is likes eatings iced pollutions!
* everybody opens u�s fridges and lets cold air goes outsides so temperature is nots drops and more snow is comes switch off u�s heatings , pull on all wooolies, switch off�s all lights. U is must do theese until xmas eve!!then u is will guaranteed snow for xmas days!!!!
* go to countryside and rolly poly down hillside until u is turns into rolling snowballs!
* superglues big glossy card to u�s wellies, takes u�s grandparents walking sticks and goes skiings down hillsides!!! Or u is also use rollerskates/skateboard!! Wickeeeeed!! wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
* pours some orange or strawberry juices onto snow and mould and suck like ice lolly!!! Very cheap and effectives innits????? Gufaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!! U is can also pour juice all alongs u�s pavement and everybody is get a straw and suck!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm slurrrrrrrpssss!
* makes an army of snowmen across u�s entire road! Makes sure they is wearing lovely gaudy colours and angry faces!!
*Place u�s pets on u�s garden pond and watch thems sliperty slides aways!! Gufaaaaaaaawww! But make sure ice is very hard first!! Unless u is hates u�s pets of course!!
*when u is expects nice big snowfall, leave u�s wheelie bins opens if they is empty. Let snow settles in thems , when snow is stops, bungs in some more snows from u�s garden and leave to freeze!! When it is frozen solids, tips u�s bin over and wowweeeee wickeds... U is got snow tower! Place N.O.C.S flag on top and put outside u�s front drives, middle of pavements, middle of road, middle of main road! Put where ever u wants to cause maximum disruptions!!!!
*spray u�s snowman with funky multi-coloured hairsprays or wigs!
Haves fun!!!!!!!!
Be safes
Looks after elderlys
makes sure u is takes lot of crazy piccies in snow! Make sure u is also records footage! U is must be as crazy as posseebals!!!
