me wonder what the me is would likes most for xmas! hmmm tooo many thingies that me is would need entire world wide webs to list so me is will tries to narrow downs to 10 wishes!! Sanat claus u is must takes note:
1) snow machine to cover entire regions!
2) bazzzzzzokaz to wipes out all anti snowfans/fallongy follwers/mild rampers
3) life time supply of choclates & booze and dosh
4) talking doggy broadis
5) Piercing bell that is goes off in entire towns and cities when snow is starts to falls so we is all never misses a snowfalls! Then we is will get to see�s spectacular falls overnights insteads of sleepings through thems!
6) toilet with built in cd player and internet screen that is pops up from beneath rim so me is ables to read net weather from the loo and listens to fav fimbles cd when me is doings a long one! it is gives me fimbling feeling when shit is on way!!! gufffffaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
7) snow storms/blizzerds from 19th decembers to 6th jan
8) mansion with different weather in every room!!!!! awesome ehs??????????! wickeeeeeeedddddd! me is ables to jump to any seasons me is wants!
9) money printing machine so me is ables to redisteribute money equallys !!!!!!! (and go on limitless shopping ispreez in poundstretchers, matalans, peacocks etc...........gufffaaaaaawwwwwwwww)
10)hmmmmmmmm, me is wants everybodys to have very merry xmas and drunk and disorderly new years!!!! gufffaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! sanata claus me is kick yo ass if u is not bring me all these thingies for xmas! me warn the u me is will be the watchings u.
if u is not turns up with above requests then u is better watch outs cos u is got loony doggy broadis, crazy snowfans and dodgy stale mincy pies headings u's way!!!!! Very aufuls and frightenings combinations!!! rshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
